I am shocked at the lack of tradition that Tunbridge Wells has found itself in today................... people having sex in hedgerows?? Don't they know it was 'Hump Day' yesterday tut tut ..... thank goodness we still retain tradition up norff .... now wheres me pinny, must make up me packin' before takin' whippet out

Aye lass, and I'll empty coal outta bath for thee.

that's reet kind av ya lad :-)

you're not in kansas that's for sure

and Toto is missing as well!

Just click your ruby reds together three times and you'll find there's no place like home.... Wish and dream and poof! your there......
I always loved hump day, not for the humping but because if you think about it too long soon it will be the weekend!
Sugar to all....

...They're not your hampsteads DP-way to many ivorys for your avatar (or the real thing for that matter!)

Will you just be shuuuush! Sorry, my teeth slipped. ['to' should be 'too' BTW - tut]

Actually to should be two as in the number of teeth left in your 'Norf an' souf'!

Double shusssssssh!

Morning Sugar. Every day is a weekend as far as I'm concerned, except Saturday and Sunday of course.

I see a red door & I want it painted black....

I see a red door and I want it painted black
No colors anymore I want them to turn black
I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes
I have to turn my head until my darkness goes

I see a line of cars and they're all painted black
With flowers and my love both never to come back
I see people turn their heads and quickly look away
Like a new born baby it just happens ev'ry day

I look inside myself and see my heart is black
I see my red door and it has been painted black
Maybe then I'll fade away and not have to face the facts
It's not easy facin' up when your whole world is black

No more will my green sea go turn a deeper blue
I could not foresee this thing happening to you

If I look hard enough into the settin' sun
My love will laugh with me before the mornin' comes

I see a red door and I want it painted black
No colors anymore I want them to turn black
I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes
I have to turn my head until my darkness goes

Hmm, hmm, hmm,...

I wanna see it painted, painted black
Black as night, black as coal
I wanna see the sun blotted out from the sky
I wanna see it painted, painted, painted, painted black
Yeah!

OK, you got me! or are you drunk.

well you certainly aren't in my neck of the woods - we're far more civilised than that.

You're confusing me as well .......... is it happy hour?

You Rolling them Stones DP?

Do you know why surftwin said that? Am I being thick or what?

Aaahh.....c'mon Dad. Big red lips....? Mick Jagger......? Sorry....first thing I thought of when I saw that pic. I'll just be getting back to taxes now....

Is this getting a bit random, this thread? I must join in.

Gipsy monkey spanner

And I thought you were being clever Twinny .......... silly of me. And now you've set MrWoppit off just when the medication was beginning to work.

Let's all take some time out and think about what's happening shall we? ummmm. Good that's better.

I am never clever.

Clever, I am never.

Am I clever, never?

...random? Thread? On this blog? You have to be kidding - I've never met such a lucid, balanced group of complete nutters in my life...

Penfold
I sincerely hope you are not including me in that category, I have never been lucid or balanced in my life (lol)

....{just checking the spelling jic}

Sometimes ol' son I think we are the only sane family left.

Surftwit? - I like that

...He's a decorator...

Ugh?

Now you've gone and made me crave fish and chips!
What do you have up your sleeve for fracas? I can't imagine how she'll sneak up and beat you, though. She's is so sweet, voting for me every day. I'll have to see it to believe it, lol.

Fish and chips - ummmm lovely! Ooo .... it's Friday now, goody goody. Don't you mention Fracas to me!! A thorn in my side that woman - double humph

I could not understand why, after having seen your blog mentioned on so many of my own favourites I hadn't visited before. Then I see you making light of such English traditions as chippy tea on Friday and I find I was right in the first place. Humph I say.

Crofty you do not know where you have strayed into here lol ;-)

70's - go away!!! This could be someone with sense - unlikely but you never know.

[actually I have done a little stalking in the past, as you have I know, but I do need to encourage the 'right' sort of avid reader]

Hello Crofty - your tardiness and immediate departure is understood and forgiven - byeeeee!

Fish and Chips sound lovely...I think that's what we'll have for dinner tonight....

We are .............. probably

Disorientated, yet you knew you had to wait until Friday for your fish and chips? Or did you.....? hmmmm.......

Is it Friday yet? I love fish and chips ........... don't I?