*ring ring - ring ring - ring ring*
"Hello, this is the Pearly Gates call centre. To help us deal with your enquiry more efficiently, please answer the following questions using your keypad."
"Do you have the number 666 anywhere on your body? If yes, press the hash key"
"Have you broken any of the 10 commandments? If yes, press the hash key"
"Have you ever bought a copy of Hello magazine? If yes, press the hash key"
"Do you spend more than 4 hours a day on the interweave? If yes press the hash key"
"Did you ever forget to fuel Daddypapersurfer? If yes press the hash key twice"
"Have you ever voted for Fracas? If yes press the hash key and hold it down very firmly"
"Are you a peabrain? If yes, ask your goddess what the hash key is and then press it"
"If you are a goddess, please hold."
The music played was Dolly Parton singing "Knock knock knocking at heaven's door" tra-la.
Eventually a real person spoke,
"Hello, Peter here, how may I help you today?"
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I panicked and slammed the telephone down. I hope that doesn't count against me.
(I can think of better places to make a nuisance phone call to. Duh. Lo,TG Ed)
I would like to thank all the kind people who have been fuelling, particularly the whole bunch of people that I don't recognise. I've tried to find out if you have blogs so I could say a personal 'thanks'. If you haven't heard from me, I apologise. Fracas is in the lead now and I expect to watch her waddling to victory. I'll enjoy the view........................... or on the other hand ?
Waddle, waddle, waddle, waddle, waddle, waddle, quack, waddle, waddle, waddle, waddle, waddle, waddle, waddle, quack.
