Awww, that doggy needs a big, fat kiss.

It really pains me to say this, but I must admit to enjoying how Fracas is subjecting your posterior to force from her foot.

It doesn't pain you that much - I can tell.

...who's the sculptor in the 'bottom' photo? He's doing a very realistic job, making an arse of himself!

I thought you might know him - he seems to be in the same line of work!

I know that for some, the idea of having to connect a foot with the senior papersurfer arse (clearly indicating I refer to the senior papersurfer... since I am to understand that there are numerous women for whom a mention of the papersurfer arse brings about much giggling and red cheeks) would bring about a call for the smelling salts, I have oddly enough, found it to be rather entertaining.

I think it's because of the heels. I'm always in confident knowledge that there is at least several inches of good old cowhide and/or some form of plastic substance between the fraccy toes and any old git arse.

I'm aghast at his new tactics. Fooling his dear, dear readers into thinking they are voting for the honorable Kevin and Sylvie's most honorable Fuelmyblog venture when the click actually takes them to the old git. Will he stop at nothing?

I become more fearful each day, to click on his link. I have ordered an extra case of smelling salts and advised Mr. Fracas to book some time off work to stay home with me until the end of the month in case I should click one day and find photographs of the old git that cause me to faint.

I'd be willing to share the salts if anyone else has the same concerns.

Dearest Victorian Lady [or throw back - I'm very tempted]

Please send my apologises to Mr Fracas - I feel sure that work is a holiday for him and to be pulled away from the peace and quiet of being a lumberjack, sounds like a real wrench.

To quote me, a wise move when in certain circles and toujours impressive, I said :
'Fuelmyblog needs your support as well. Not only do you fuel me, you fuel them. Public Service Announcement.'
This is fact and very straightforward. No hint of deviousness or chicanery. I am British - not Canadian.
By the by, I received a 'snuff' today, courtesy of, let me think ................ A CANADIAN!!!!!
I would name and shame, but I'm above that sort of behaviour.

I am and always will be,
Your demented devoted servant

D. Papersurfer

PS - In case you run short of smelling salts do try some snuff - I believe it is readily available in your neck of the woods.

I shall be pleased to inform you that Mr. Fracas cries like a baby each moment he has to spend away from me. He tells me I am the yin to his yang and the cheese to his moon.

I have written a post to ask people not to snuff you. I would never want that despite the fact that you tried to coerce people into snuffing me. Perhaps someone thought that you needed a wee spank for that?

At any rate, I will stick to the smelling salts and if I neeeeeed to find another alternative it would have to be the spirits. I am firmly against snuff. I have been a non-smoker since the age of 19. I have it on good authority that my lungs are pink like a baby's bottom.

But thank you for your suggestion sir... it is probably the best you could do at your age and all.

Dear Young Fracas

You're over 19? I've seen a photograph of you and you amaze me - my my you are well preserved.
[I'll try a different tack je pense, therefore I yam].
I'm sure that Mr F cries when he's away from you - I think I would feel the same.
Your kind thoughtfulness and loving care for me, has made me choke this morning.
At the moment FMB appears to have snuffed itself. My true feelings will be expressed in the voting booth [when I can get in there]

Yours, for the time being

D. Papersurfer

Finally a blog with naked men! Go Daddy Go!

Yet I don't see how a dressed up dog fits in the naked men section :-)

A dog is a man's best friend, of course.

yes - who are those two in the bottom pic?

I am pleased to say ................... I have no idea!

Yeah, you wonder why a dog is a man's best friend in stead of a woman...

My best friend is not a dog! ........ what are you implying?

I am not implying anything, just reading your statements and repeating them in my own wicked ways :-)

You can read!!!!!! This engagement is getting better and better.

Why are you implying I am reading? It could jolly well be my dog reading your blog, shouting it out loud for me and well, bark a reply.

Good morning Linky! - still barking I see. I'll put up a new blog for you to comment on - hang on a minute.

Is that Unky Mike in the fishnet vest...?

It could be............. or perhaps Diccon? Tee hee [he doesn't read this ......... does he!!?!

You forgot...you can also OFFICIALLY include the word LESBIAN a few time in your blogs now... if nothing else just to annoy that traffic.

I am endorsed - I'll never forget the falling of the sword, the small scream, the ice-cream and the honour of being an official LESBIAN. As soon as I've built a closet, I'll come out of it almost immediately.

Ok, now I think I've seen it all...the depths we will sink to just to get votes...

Actually, some time soon, I might go even lower - just got to learn to hold my breath longer.

So that's how you make a builders bum!!!!

Can't believe you posted that picture of you in a string vest ... have you no shame... oh yes of course you don't!!

Where have you been? You've been teasing me in my hour of need haven't you .......... you you you you ........... girl.

Actually, that's a picture of Samige - on a good day and the other one is the solution to Nursemyra's problem page today.

Tra la la la what do you mean??? I am just taking your fatherly advice.

just read Nursey's page ouch & what a ****

What was my fatherly advice?

Dunno forgotten now .... it was something about go voting or summut... but no election was called !!! so I thought I would just go instead

How old are you? ............... just turned 30 or something?

[I think I got away with that......... I wish I could find the delete button]

you shouldn't ask a lady her age!

You're right. [Tee hee - I'm not saying a word]

:-P