I have got to keep up with the times. I am making such slow progress in the Technorati rankings I am going to have to have a radical make-over.

Current image.

Radiant DP.

15 minutes of fame DP.

Outdoor DP in hail storm

If one isn't enough

Chic DP

Avid readers, I need your advice on this one. Lo, the terrible Goddess is making heavier and heavier demands fiscally. She bought another eye-brow pencil yesterday! To my certain knowledge that is at least 4 in 40 years. I have got to get sponsorship and I've got to get it soon. Image is everything. What do you think I should do?.

(I know what I think you should do.... but do they make paper bags big enough? Lo,TG Ed)