Simon Bowel - " What are you going to sing for us DP? "
DP - -" A song "
Simon Bowel - " OK "

DP - " tra-la tra-la tra-la "

Simon Bowel - " Thank you - that'll do. Shagron what do you think? "
Shagron - " Well ............. he's got the look."
Simon Bowel - " Dannii? "
Dannii Minelog - " Just what we need ."
Simon Bowel - " and you Pooey?"
Pooey - " Oi tink he'll make a fantastic piss take smirkin' opportunity."

Simon Bowel - " DP, have you signed the disclaimer? "
DP - " Sure have Mr Bowel "
Simon Bowel " Can you sing a bit more please? "

DP - " tra-la tra-la tra-la tra-la tra-la tra-la tra-la tra-la tra-la tra-la tra-la tra-la tra-la tra-la tra-la tra-la tra-la tra-la "

Simon Bowel to Director - " Have we got enough footage? " .............................."good"
Simon Bowel - " OK DP, f*** **f! "
Simon Bowel - " Next!!"



DP shuffles out muttering and smiling to himself " That'll get me out of jury service".