She graciously entered my comment box, raised her fearful weapon above my head, lowered it swiftly and accurately and declared me an honorary lesbian, by which I am truly honoured.
It has left me with a bit of a problem though....
I now have to build a closet so that I can come out of it and unfortunately the apartment isn't big enough. It's all right for her - she already had a closet to come out of. I have decided therefore, to step into a cardboard box [a large one obviously] and cover my head with a sheet. After a few days, I'll whip the sheet off my head and step out of the box. This will cause quite a furore I can tell you.
This is an International DP post, showing both sides of the Atlantic, almost, but not quite, simultaneously.
(Perhaps if I quietly close the curtains and the door and turn the light off he'll just stay in there - waiting for the dawn which never comes................ Lo,TG Ed)
