"I am a big deal blogger and deserve to win this funny t-shirt and win $500 because..." - well where do I start..............

[and BLU-TACK apparently.]

I have sent one of these fantastic and extremely rare T-shirts to both Sylvie and Fracas; they will be receiving them in a few days.

Sylvie has hers because she sleeps with the boss man, smells of oysters and has stolen my wooden leg.
Fracas has hers because, against all preconceived ideas that you might have, Canadians are wonderful. She quite rightly won the 'oneredpaperclip' book but has arranged for it to be sent to me. You may call her deranged - I couldn't possibly comment [actually I do comment quite a bit but that's another story].

All I have demanded asked of them is that, when they receive their T-shirts they put them on, get their respective partners to throw a bucket of water over them, take a tasteful photograph ,and then post it on their own blogs. YES ............ a virtual wet T-shirt competition ............... brilliant!!!
I don't even want the $500 [what's that in English, a couple of quid?] - I want some Daddy Papersurfer T-shirts printed by Snorgtrees [excellent value, quality T-shirts that are terribly amusing and an absolute bargain] so I can sell them [I know - I missed my vocation as a copy writer as well as the bus] - I reckon I could shift literally 10's. Do remember this is for a good cause - I want a yacht.



Read yesterday's blog for hints about safe voting.

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