Your in Porthmadog not Portugal... your secret is out .....
anything else you may want to 'out' whilst we're here :-)

Have a great 'Humpday'

Porthmadog's in Wales isn't it? One needs a very special passport to get there - it's almost up 'Norff'. There might be a temperature difference as well .......... tee hee

Chortle.

To whom is one chortling young Levi? Me or 'er - not that it matters of course.

thats a scary-looking beach! :(
where is that?

Why's it scary? Anyway - it is a long way from you, so be not afeared.

coz it's empty! :(
how would you ever imagined, if i was left alone in that beach? OMG! thats so scary! but in a way, it's beautifully-scary... for me! ;)

daddyP, do i make any sense? *wondering and small twirls in between*

Why do surfers prefer this beach?

And since they prefer it, why are there none?

..in lieu of any serious conversation on here (as per usual) I can reveal that I have found your Christmas present DP. One of those lucky finds that you sometimes come across and know instantly that it's right! Bet none of you can guess what it is?
I'll start you off. It's an ashtray for a motorbike!
No - that's wrong, try again.

....it's a painting of DP at work (ie - a still life!)
No...that's not it !

....am I on my own here? Where's Mr. Woppity when you need him? 70's? Nurse?

CL I am here just let me read wot u rote!!!! :-)

a frontal lobotomy ..... oh no he has already had one of those DOH!!!

Still Life hee hee I like it :-)

A niifty new box to put his head in (that sounds a bit suss!!)
Have you seen his photo??

Oops just thought I may have messed up his next post or two .............

Christmas presents are always welcome CL although rare ......... I have no idea why.

Oh yes, 70's you've managed to muck up everything ......... again.

I would suggest a box of matches
to match his box...

DP glad to be of service :-)

are you ever going back to UK after this?

Of course I am .......... I've got to get all my Christmas presents.

What do surfers use that beach for......staring at the waves?

..it's the sort of beach that surfers send their stupid father to so that they can go surfing somewhere better...

Oh ...........