With correct phrasing, witticisms may be found in the most profound of subjects.
I am a serious minded person, mulling the intricacies of human relationships and the wonders that surround me every day.
And yet, for the good of persons unknown, I have donned cardboard boxes and revealed sides of my life best hidden. This has been for you.
I have even considered unlacing my pantaloons to provide amusement (Stop considering that immediately; it’s a completely false premise. Lo,TG Ed), stretching parts of my body to places they should not be stretched and braiding other parts into diverting shapes.
I am afeared though, that members of the gentler sex might swoon in front of their monitors at these sights. I am very well aware of the sensibilities that I might, unwittingly awaken in my quest to try and provide merriment using my gifted body parts. The female mind, at the best of times, is unbalanced (It’s only superb strength of character that allows us to go on functioning in the face of such adversity. Lo,TG Ed) and has a tendency to teeter - I would hate to be the one to cause a complete collapse.
With this, the terrible Goddess is in agreement. Of course, this has caused me to wobble and feel the adverse effects of gravity. (You can say that again. Lo,TG Ed)
But I am a man and will recover.
