Tiggz and Penfold went to a school where the head teacher was called Mr Head. He named his son Richard.
I have recently heard of a couple who had a set of triplets. They were named Al, Kai and Eda.
They were little tearaways.
On a recent flight over to the States they were running amok on the aircraft, terrorising the other passengers.
The mother yelled at the top of her voice “Al ……... Kai …….. Eda!!!”.
At this point, three men and a woman fell out of the overhead lockers clutching machine guns and yelling ‘Keep calm everyone, there’s no need to panic’. Strangely they must all have been hard of hearing as well as tiny, as each and every one of them had a hearing aid.
To give them credit, they assessed the situation immediately and having issued the parents with forms to change the children’s names by deed poll, they hoisted themselves back into the lockers and the flight continued as normal.
Naming my two Tiggz and Penfold doesn’t seem quite so silly now.
