“Does Uma Thurman go to the lavatory?”
“I wonder what dolphins taste like?”
“Do babies really bounce?”
“What does Cherie Blair look like naked?” (Now I know you’re barking. Lo,TG Ed)
“Does a gynaecologist tell his wife exactly what he’s been doing all day?”
“Is picking my nose a sin?”
“Do I tell my husband/wife I dropped his/her dinner on the floor?”
“Is it normal to wet my knickers every time I sneeze?” (Oh joy, incontinence too. Lo,TG Ed)
“Why am I the only normal person I know?” (Stop using the word ‘normal’. It doesn’t suit you. Lo,TG Ed)
“Would I murder him/her if I thought I could get away with it?” (Yes. Lo,TG Ed)
“Why does nobody like my signature dish of kippers, baked beans and greens?”
or is it just me?
