Talking about Christmas, here is my ‘want’ list.



I want some TEETH. (I want you to have some teeth more than you do. Lo,TG Ed) I wish that when my mother died, I’d kept hers – they’d come in jolly useful I can tell you.

I’m so glad I shared that with you and if anyone has a set of teeth going begging, either their own or some they’ve inherited, please bear me in mind.

BTW my new catch phrase is ‘Google me – you know you want to’.