Don't worry, every thing's under control. I've checked and the garage is open on Christmas Eve, so I'll be able to get presents for Lo, she is a terrible Goddess, Tiggz, Penfold and Gertrude. Papersurfer Jnr is already 'sorted'.
The cards have been done - luckily I don't have any friends and my family stopped speaking to me years ago. I did send a card to AppleMac. I don't know anyone there but Lappytop has been a good friend since his arrival. I also opened the telephone book at random and plucked out a name. Goodness only knows what Mr Random is going to say when his wife opens my card containing proclamations of my love and devotion and enquiring if she's been to the clinic yet - tee hee. I bet they have a lovely day or two.
Time now for finger flexing exercises, a malt and a little lie down and so I am fully prepared to open my presents on the day.
[Tomorrow, I will reveal the real me ......... I know .......... I could knock you down with a feather, but it is nearly Christmas after all].
