"Holey Socks Blogman, do you think Daddy Papersurfer is going to manage it?"

"Have no fears Blogbin, his finger is on the pulse of Internet Central, he will not fail."

"Blogman?"

"Yes"

"Why do we have to wear clothes with no pockets? Lumpy Tights, it's very tricky."

"Keeping all our bits at the front is good for our image Blogbin. HANG ON, the blogphone is ringing!!!!!"

"Yes"

"Yes"

"Yes"

"It's OK Blogbin, DP has done it!!!!!!!! He's managed to send a message to the whole world"

"Wholey Awesome, that chap is a GENI(Lo,TG Ed)ARSE !!!!!!!!!"

"I'm speechless Blogbin - let's jump in the Blogmobile and make our carbon footprint HUGE."