You can see what happened can't you? Oh, you can't - let me explain.



The splendid t-shirt was a prize I won in a competition run by FuelMyBlog in conjunction with Snorgtees. The main prize was $500 which was won by some Canadian bird. To my mind she used some rather dubious tactics involving goddess's wobbly bits but there you go.
Anyway, on the day before Christmas [I call it Christmas Eve to save valuable time] the postman rang the doorbell again - he always rings twice - and shoved another package into my hand.
I tore it apart and discovered a pair of charentaises!
Apparently chic Sylvie was tidying Kevin's cupboard and underneath his collection of 'magazines', she found these lovely slippers and she thought of me. I was so excited, they were all I wore for several hours until the terrible Goddess told me to get a grip and dress properly. (It was horrible; I had a severe migraine as a result. Lo,TG Ed)
Of course, after the 'highs' come the 'lows' - but I reckon I'll feel better tomorrow. (The low bits were the problem. Lo,TG Ed)

Thank you Sylvie and Snorgtees - and Kevin, I hope your little tootsies aren't getting chilblains. BTW, Sylvie tells me she makes you comb your back before going out - perhaps you could use all your dead hair to make up some underwear or a new pair of charentaises.

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