I came across this member of my family at Algarve Shopping [An experience not to be missed - this is one shopping mall that is a pleasure to visit.] Whilst the terrible Goddess accrues gifts worthy of her status, I can sit in the sun and enjoy a Cuban – marvellous. (Why don’t you leave that poor old Cuban alone – shouldn’t he be retiring or something? Lo,TG Ed)




Anyway back to this jolly sailor, who I think must be related on my mother’s side.
I spoke to him for ages and the rude so-and-so didn’t say a word!
In the end I gave up. They say blood is thicker than water. I agree – he was really stupid.