I am determined that when I return to Portugal after Christmas I shall solve the problem of my interweave access.
It has become obvious to me that avid readers deserve everything I can give to them.

The one fly in the ointment might be Lo, she is a terrible Goddess. I made my demands quite clear the other day and the response was less then positive. (The response to that and any other demands you might make will continue to be less than positive. Lo,TG Ed)

I would beg any passing AV to leave a comment to back up my case. I will endeavour to hide your identity from the TG lest she should track you down and give you a piece of her mind. This is for my own comfort and safety as I have developed coping mechanisms over the last forty years or so on how to deal with her mind as it is. If she starts giving bits away, I’ll have to start to re-learn my skills and, quite frankly, my reactions aren’t as good as they used to be. I humbly suggest you start by saying “Lo, you are a terrible Goddess whose brain passeth all understanding ………”.

What would help most, of course, is if you send me a lot of money. Do email me with the amount that you want to donate and I will send you full details of my bank account including access codes and the size of my overdraft. Any excess of funds over the amount needed for connection to the virtual world will be used wisely and put towards my yacht fund. If necessary, I’ll call the boat ‘Charity’ although my first choice would be ‘To Futility and Beyond’ ……. obviously.
I thank you for your kind attention and look forward to the rustling of cheque books.