There is one advantage of being a Peabrain. It concerns shooting stars. A Peabrain can pee in the garden with ease and it's often the convenience of choice, whilst it's not so easy for a Goddess.





When peeing dans le jardin, to avoid appearing unhealthily interested in the waste region the average Peabrain ( and let's face it, we are all average [Or below. Lo, TG Ed.]), will look up towards the stars. If lucky and sober the Peabrain might spot a shooting star. I have seen hundreds but the terrible Goddess has seen nary a one.
There is a possible solution, which was featured on the television. Goddesses, Google 'Shewee', liberation is at hand.