Avid readers, what follows might shock some as it shows the dark side of a seemingly lovely old man – READING BETWEEN THE LINES – A POSTCARD FROM THE EDGE
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Dear Richard [ dear DickHead ] and Pam [ I think that’s your name but you are so unmemorable I’m not sure]
How are you both? [ bothered ] We haven’t heard from you for ages!!!! [ for which, quite frankly, we are extremely grateful ]
We’ve been down at our apartment in the Algarve for a couple of months. [it’s a shame you can’t afford a property abroad yourselves ]
Weather fantastic!!! [ actually it is unseasonably cold and the amount of rain makes Wales look like a desert ]
Got to go now [ can’t think of anything else to say ] – dining out with friends!! [actually, we haven’t got any friends, we’re far too picky and far too mean to eat out, so we’re having a frozen lasagne and salad from Intermarche]
Hope to see you when we return!!!!!!!!!!!! [not if we see you first]
DaddyP and KitchenP xxx [666]
Next time – ‘Are sole mates a load of cobblers?’
[The deliberate mistake is for Lizza - she's on holiday herself at the moment.......huh]
