Ah…… there you are at last. Sit down and make yourself comfortable.
Now, what do you want to tell me? We are quite alone so you can get anything you like off your chest – no one else will hear what you say.
To parrot phrase Dr. Frazier Crane – “I’m listening”.

It's wonderful that you have created this private virtual space where we can comment freely without anyone seeing.

You will have realised how discrete I have had to be when writing about Mrs Blunt elsewhere - I simply can't take the chance that, one day, she won't take it into her head to sign up for an IT course down at the local college.

Here, I won't have to worry she'll find me. You have created a sanctuary in a sea of angst, an oasis in a storm of something or other. You should be rewarded handsomely for this, by the karma chameleon.

It's true, I did once have a brief fling with a 23 year old exotic dancer. I managed to bluff it out at the time, but 20 years later I still sometimes get the feeling that Mrs B might not have believed my alibi.

Oh, I'll be back, dp ... I'll be back!

Best wishes

Bill

PS
The Comment verification for this thread is 'W3 GYT'. Is that your personalised number-plate, by any chance?

IT girls are to be avoided at all times. Unfortunately the TG is a self taught IT expert so I only have the shed. Ooooo, my number-plate has changed!

Mr. Blunt. You've been living under a false sense of security - Mrs. Blunt has been having clandestine IT lessons for some time now and is within a gnat's whisker of breaching your bulwarks.

I confess........I confess

So do I.

so you want some info that no one else in the blogosphere has?

one of my nipples is pierced with a tasteful gold barbell

the confessional is sacrosanct right?

Oh yes, of course it is. Thank you for sharing.

I'm not really a twin. I'm adopted.

My parents really wanted twin girls...so when they had my sister, they went through the maternity ward and picked out a baby girl that looked just like theirs. And well....you know how dogs often resemble their owners....over time I took on the characteristics of my host family.

Whew....

Thanks Dad....felt good to get that off my chest.

In my limited experience as long as the twin peaks are a fairly reasonable match you should manage very well. I admire your honesty as well.

I have nothing to confess - I have no secrets, my life is an open blog.
Apart from the time I was working days in a piercing studio in Sydney and nights as an exotic dancer. Although desparately in love with one of my clients (great nips - fab barbell - tasteful I seem to remember...) I found physical comfort with a young scholar (I think his name was William), we had a secret love child.
I gave birth in Oregon at a centre for interesting births where I gave her to a twin-crazed family of surfers... I wonder where she is now.

Ahh - it's all beginning to fall into place.

Will you and Nursemyra get a room already! Just don't forget to share all the gooshy details.

I have nothing to confess either. Apart from a certain fascination with other possible uses for sex wax.

I meant the first part of my comment for Penfold, DaddyP. Far be it from me to suggest a tryst between you and the good nurse.

I'm glad you made that clear Lizza. My shins wouldn't survive a tryst, trust me!

I must look up gooshy.

Nope, you aren't here.

You did look for me!!!!!!! but I'm still lost