BEFORE PROCEEDING, CLICK ON THE BOMB [and then return to this page,obviously] LEST THE WRATH OF THE TERRIBLE GODDESS DESCEND UPON THEE AND THY TEETH BE HEWN FROM THEE AND THY BAGS BE TORN ASUNDER AND EVERY HAIR UPON THY BODY BECOME BLEACHED THE COLOUR OF DEATH. [ See photo to see for yourselves how I look now, having tried to upload a blog without editing......and I'm only in my very late 30's]. She must always be obeyed.
Avid readers to the subject in hand.
Very useful information can be gleaned from daytime television. I discovered there is an old wives tale that says if rosemary grows well in your garden then it is the woman of the house who wears the trousers. The proof is shown below.
This rosemary was planted by the TG two weeks ago and at that time stood 4" tall. It now looks like a tropical rainforest. Twas the Romans introduced the plant to these shores which was obviously a cunning plan to change the natural social order.........man speaks, woman obeys*. (I thought I could hear the sound of nervous laughter as Peabrain was typing. Hmm. Lo, TG Ed.) It has long been associated with magic and is regarded as a sacred plant in many cultures. These facts coupled with the TG's status leaves me with little hope. ( For 'little' you may read 'not a' - see*. Lo, TG Ed.)
If there are any manly men left out there, clubbing, grunting and brushing your knuckles along the ground, replant your rosemary bushes in cold, wet, badly drained soil and the pendulum might swing back the other way.
Coming soon - 'a motion to sanctify the inventor of venetian blinds otherwise it would have been curtains for all of us'
