Contrary to popular belief we haven't moved yet. Some avid readers obviously have difficulty in reading properly [they probably think DNA stands for the National Dyslexic Association]

We've done a pre-move of junk to our storage facility at the Pains - the real move won't be for several weeks.

Our cat ran away when she realised that we might be going. Cats have long memories and I have a suspicion that the equipment I used last time, in which I had invested a lot of money I can tell you, rather put the wind up her. (Poor thing. He's transferred the memory; obviously I would never allow such a thing to be used on a cat - the equipment is amazingly versatile. Lo TG Ed.)



It's just as well really . Pets are not allowed at the gated community.


[NO animals were hurt during the making of this post - all characters are entirely fictitious]

Note to self :- Don't forget to give Uma my new address
Note to avid readers :- Don't forget to click bomb. I noticed that Gordon Brown's blog got more votes than I did yesterday - this must never happen again.