I can't read it.....even with my eyes in. Not a good sign.....

ps ....time zones, dad......time zones.

Light dawns.............very slowly over here.

does that say 'tunnel 6 for cloud wide dungarees' at the bottom?

On my bottom? - I've never looked

Congratulations! But I can't read it either. And I have four eyes (but just two eyebrows).

I made it very small cos I don't like to brag - unlike some members of the family!

Take a tip from the master, dp ... at our age, you need to boast about the fact that you are certificated as boldly, and as often, as possible. Indeed, you should shout it from the rooftops! It's a harsh world out there in the world of blogs. Mediocrity must be celebrated, wherever it rears its head.

I am so glad that my whispers in the ear of Ms Tutt paid fruit. She's a lovely girl, and I'm trying to tempt her away from the WBC to perhaps act as my personal secretary. If you hold any influence...

I am very sorry Mr Blunt, but Ms Tutt and I have had a falling out. I failed to realise how sensitive she is.
I cannot fake my modesty [or process photographs] or my mediocrity, it's just the way I ham.