I came across this analytical diagram of an alien surfer completely by chance. Apparently, unlike Penfold, they stand up on their surfboards when going out to sea using their long arms to paddle with and on the way back to the shore they have a little lie down which is exactly what Penfold does.
They have the added ability of being able to stand on their hands and do 'V' signs with their feet.
Last time I looked, and I'm very pleased to say it was a very long time ago, the size of the genitalia appears to be similar to that of a certain ginger goateed son.
What are the chances!

IT HAS JUST COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THERE IS AN EMERGENCY IN THE BIG BLOGGER HOUSE - YOUR HELP IS NEEDED. PLEASE CLICK ON PENFOLD AND THEN FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS. WASTE NO TIME.........GO.