One of the main problems with this blogging/interweavy thingy are all the accounts you have to set up. You need login names, passwords, pin numbers, inside leg measurements and DNA samples.
I have endeavoured to simplify this as much as possible.



Login name : Always 'DaddyP' obviously
Password : They usually suggest mother's maiden name, so I use 'mothersmaidenname'
Pin number : Luckily we bought a box of pins the other day and there are 1000 in there. The disadvantage of using this system is that everytime a pin is lost, or the curtains need hemming, I have to login everywhere and change the pin number. I also have to keep copious notes of where pins are, when they get returned and if any get thrown away. The advantage is, of course, if I forget my pin number, I can empty the box out and count them.
Inside leg measurement and DNA samples; this is one of my little jokes.

I know everyone who reads this is trustworthy and wouldn't take advantage of this information. I will become suspicious if we have a break in and the pin box goes missing.