Avid readers, I feel confident enough to broach a very delicate subject. Whether it will get past, Lo, she is a terrible Goddess in her role as editor, I have no idea - we will see [or possibly not].
I have often wondered why goddesses appear to break wind less than peabrains and I think I have found the answer.
Recently I have started to sit down when having a pee. This is partly due to laziness and partly for medical reasons.
The TG issued a command that I "should be more careful" and told me that "the price of bleach had gone through the roof".
I knew she was being extremely serious as she had on her Doc Martins and nothing else. She certainly had my full attention. I reckoned the only way to guarantee my aim and not to suffer physical damage, was to sit.
Anyway, I have noticed that every time I perch, and I can only put this very bluntly, there is a redistribution of air molecules. I assume the same thing happens to goddesses.
Hence, every time they disappear to the loo, for whatever reason, there is an easing of pressure.
If any goddesses have more positive information that they would like to share, please let me know.
Coming soon an updated version of ' Penile Dementia' by Roger Whatsmyname.
(I seem to have shared quite enough, even if by proxy. Lo, TG Ed.)
