I was sitting on the sofa thinking of Newton's Balls. Please don't ask why. I'll just say that, at a certain age, peabrains begin to wonder if they click when walking.



Anyway, I then got on to the incident with an apple.
What if the apple hadn't fallen and conked him on the head? What if he had floated skywards and connected with the cox? What if down became up?

I've thought of some consequences.

"I sleep on a pillow filled with eiderup"

"I did my very best bringing the children down"

"Up and out in Paris and London"

"Down down and away"

"You could have knocked me up with a feather"

"Let's get up and dirty"

Ho hum - anyone else got any ideas? My brain is really painful.