There is an excellent new game show on British television called 'Would I Lie to You?'. Two teams made up of Celebs and two resident comedians have to tell each other seemingly ridiculous stories about what has happened to them, or to other well known names. The opposing team has to decide whether they are lying or not.
Below is my list - you decide whether it's fact or fiction.

1. I am allergic to duck eggs. If I eat anything that has a hint of duck egg in it, I'm violently sick and ill for 24 hours. (I'm so fond of ducks....... such useful creatures. Lo,TG Ed)



2. A double decker bus once parked on my foot. The driver leaned out and asked if he should drive backwards or forwards - I made the wrong decision.

3. I was a father, then got married and then got engaged.

4. I was trapped on the planet Arg and only escaped by the skin of my teeth. ( Damned inefficient those Argons. Lo,TG Ed)

5. I caught my winkle-pickers [shoes with long pointy toes c.1961 ish] in the turn-ups of my trousers and fell down 13 steps two hours before my brother's wedding. (Is that what 's known as being a fashion victim? Lo,TG Ed)



6. I nearly poisoned the Archbishop of Canterbury with some iffy smoked mackerel.

7. I run two miles everyday despite having a slipped disc. (Only because I'm chasing you. Lo, TG,Ed)

8. The terrible Goddess sent me to get some nappies immediately after I had had an accident on my motorbike. My trousers were torn, there was blood pouring down my leg and my testimonials had almost been ripped off. (Babies don't stop peeing just because you've had a little accident, Peabrain. Lo,TG Ed)

The choice is yours - fact or fiction?

Actually they're all true except one ......................... can you spot it?