OK, I'm not surprised that I get beaten every time at 'Sonic Riders' and 'Mario Kart' and a raspberry blowing competition, where I really thought I had a chance [he can do it in STEREO] but - football, frisbee throwing, CATCHING A BALL!, draughts, dominoes, answering questions on University Challenge and doing the Telegraph crossword!!!!!
This afternoon I'm taking the little chap to play Crazy Golf - I think over 40 years experience will out. I am supremely confident.






Some time later.

I really don't want to talk about it...


(I can see I'll have to get the Gypsy Creams out as consolation. Lo,TG Ed)