I am determined to get some sponsorship and nothing but the best will do. I need a yacht and that's that!

See how old Mac is?

This is going to be the last chance that Apple Macintosh have to sponsor me big time. [That is until the next time, of course. Americans like you to be all confident and brash, so I thought I'd give it a bash - haa - poetry as well!]

I propose [this is a business plan by the way, I've never written one before - there's always a first time] that, emblazoned across every page, and I mean every page [except the ones I forget of course] will be a lovely little Mac graphic with the byline 'Daddy Papersurfer couldn't do this without our help - the perfect computer system for the elderly'. Catchy huh!



For this I want - no I demand, a lot of money. Oh, and a new main computer and a Macbook Pro .................. and an anchor for the yacht.
I promise to write as sporadically as I deem necessary and the services of the terrible Goddess as Lo,TG Editor, will be thrown in for nothing. (That's what you think, sunshine. Lo,TG Ed)
They can also have any of my readers to use in computing experiments and to study Blogitis; particularly the strain Uterii drivilius (I believe I've mentioned before that languages aren't his strong point - even the dead ones. Lo,TG Ed) that seems extremely prevalent in my comment boxes. Obviously I haven't been able to ask my readers if they'll agree to this, but the mutual respect that has been shown makes me feel very confident they'll only be too willing to help me AppleMac.
If any avid readers know anyone connected with the AppleMac Corpse please pass on my demand request.

(I do hope your readers tell you exactly where to go what they think of this idea. The feedback would be so useful. Lo,TG Ed)

[This is my third attempt to screw some money out of the tight b*****s - I reckon this one's a winner]