1. I found the remains of a stuffed alligator on a railway embankment in London.
2. I was responsible for the fall of Monty.
3. A long time ago I was mistaken for George Best and asked for my autograph.
4. A long time ago I was mistaken for Eric Clapton.
5. A long time ago someone thought I was Jesus.
6. Not so long ago I was mistaken for Bill Oddie.
7. I skippered (A very loose term. Lo,TG Ed) a yacht that was holed across the Bay of Biscay . All the bilge pumps broke and we had to bail out using a bucket for four days, before limping into Falmouth.
8. I was once asked on live radio what I would do if I found some kids having sex behind a youth club. (Send for their Nanny! Boom, boom. [Sorry] Lo,TG Ed)
9. I had a letter published in the Times.
