When I started this blogging lark my blogroll looked like this.



As I meet more people I add them to my blogroll [and hopefully I get added to some blogrolls as well]. Eventually my blogroll will look like this.



The reason I mention say this is because I have recently enrolled in a correspondence course in assertiveness and confidence trickery building. So actually, I DEMAND to be added to people's blogrolls so that my name is smeared all over the Blogdom [frightening huh!]. (Smeared? What an unfortunate conjunction of word and pictures, Peabrain. Lo,TG Ed)

To be quite truthful it's not really going to plan.
I tried my new found skills on Lo, she is a terrible Goddess and demanded breakfast in bed.
I dozed off as it was being prepared and when I awoke, I was happy to see she had obeyed me*.
Unfortunately, it was to the letter.
After I had had a bath and removed the egg yolk, marmalade and butter from my hair, I had to spend the rest of the day at the laundromat getting the coffee stains out of the sheets. It wasn't too bad actually; I found some bacon and toast wrapped up in the bundle of bed clothes and enjoyed a little snack.

Thinking about it, perhaps you'd better not add me to your blogroll - some thing's bound to go wrong.

*Sad really. Lo,TG Ed