There's a new kid on the blog. And he means business.



Be afraid ......... be very afraid.....

The first thing we had to do was build a shed to keep all our furniture in.



Then we needed a cesspit to keep other things in.
(That was a big job. Goodness, did I say that. Lo,TG Ed)



Then Tiggz [seen] and Penfold [unseen] had to mix up a LOT of concrete and cement [about 60 tons in total, all in this lickle mixer which, incidentally still works. I did a bit myself].



Then we had to play some croquet, the dogs were rubbish.
(Not completely, they were very good at hiding the balls. Lo,TG Ed)



Eventually we started building the house.

I've discovered a new programme - ScissorShop. All you have to do is cut and paste and use some Tippex and a pencil.



I am on the cutting edge.

My photoshop skills are getting fantastic.



Sylvie's shown us hers - so I thought I'd show you mine.

I am allowed chocolate by the terrible Goddess.



She very graciously lets me have as much cooking chocolate as I like. She has 85% cocoa content chocolate that is kept in a locked cupboard. It is temperature controlled to keep the chocolate at the correct consistency for optimum pleasure and comfort.
When she was in the shower the other day I happened to notice that the cupboard was unlocked and the door slightly ajar. I sidled over and accidentally opened it fully. I thought I better check the choccy - it might have warmed up a bit too much. It looked OK. Perhaps I'd better just try a bit - I'd hate for it to be spoilt. I was just rustling and wrestling with the silver paper when I glanced up.



The TG was standing in the doorway, dripping from her shower, holding the whip she keeps handy at all times. Her eye-brow was in a very daunting position. It was like a scene from 'Raiders of the Forbidden Cupboard' with Harridan Ford.
How did she know? She was in the shower for goodness sake! The water was running, she was humming, I was being terribly quiet. Not only has she got eyes in the back of her head, she's got hearing that ain't normal.*



Pooh - I suppose I'd better get her something special next Easter. (I think you'd better not wait 'til then. Lo.TG Ed)


*(When they were little (ahhh!) Penfold and Tiggz truly believed that. Lo,TG Ed).

Some people wot I've met since blogging
leave me laughing or agogging.
So I thought that I would list them.

If I'm in trouble cos you're left out,
forgive me and recall my gout. [I'm getting on a bit ]
ahem......

There's Lucy Pepper who's quite potty
and Paula who likes ladies botties.
Sugar Queen, so very plucky
and Shinade who is a ducky.
Surftwin too and Regular Jen -
ooo, must mention that young Pen,
Nursemyra [who is very rude]
and is a netsuke in the nude,
and Linky Love and old Bill Blunt
and bald JohnC who is a pet,
and Fracas, who is quite nice really....
I'm not forgetting chicest Sylvie,
Archie Archive, chickenlicken,
lovely Lizza, who's always pickin' [on me]
and 'as a newt' Zoe and Q.
[I have nearly finished - phew]
Oh yes, Joey Moggie and her cats
and Helena and - that is that.
Whoops.
There's someone missing from this list -
that girl up 'norff' who's always pissed
what is her name? 69 obscene?
Oh, I remember, 70's teen.