Keira Knightly has very little to do with this post. I find it amusing to get visitors from a general 'google' - although the people, and I do mean people, who have googled 'Poo Bum Willy' leave me with more questions than answers.



The tenuous Keira Knightly connection is that I've decided I want to be a pirate.



Jolly Rodgering, splicing the mainbrace, tots of rum and singing sea shanties all sounds like a lot of fun. It's the clothes that really appeal though. I can wear a pretty scarf cunningly tied round my head to make me look dashing. A very loose shirt to show off my figure. A wide leather belt cinched in tight with cutlasses and small bags of plunder hanging from it. Cut-off cargo pants and no shoes to let my feet breathe. I would look goooooood!
As my regular avid readers know I have already inherited a wooden leg, which would come in very handy.
I'm just going to teach Gertrude to perch on my shoulder and I'll be all set - "Wagons roll!"


(Just because I've displayed a passing interest in J. Depp [come to think of it K. Knightly's not so dusty either] - it won't have the same effect , Peabrain............ Oh and you'll be spending hours wiping out all the trackbacks from that title. Serve you right. Lo,TG Ed)