There you go - your wish is my command

Bloody hell!!!! ........ (70steen is seen running from the computer room, gibbering, shutting herself in the wardrobe, wedgie in hand for protection!!)

"Let me make you a new man in just 15 minutes a day!" Sounds like an offer to me.

Oh 70's, we have a separate computer room do we? - how very posh. I had you down for a bed-sit with a two ring Belling.

We is posh up Norrfff thou knows.... I've even got an indoor toilet so what do ya think of that then???

Poo

very mature response

The correct response in the correct place.

All this playing around seems you kinda tippexed your banner at http://blog.papersurfer.co.uk/photos2/stretchDP.jpg ???

Oh no Linky, that was done with an iron.

Now that looks scary. Is that going to be your Halloween costume?

Don't worry Lizza - I was just experimenting with some scissors. Normally the TG keeps them away from me.
Thinking about it though, that 's not such a bad idea - I'm sure the neighbours would appreciate me wandering around in my knickers - I am quite buff.

a pre-requisite for retiring tends to be you being in full employment at some point.....and I'm not sure you've ever qualified for that status have you?...I could be wrong....!

That's just being picky

hey I've got 15 spare minutes..... where's penfold?

Playing in the garden - by himself.

Wow! What a hunk! But that physique does nothing for you - too many muscles.......yuk!

I've trimmed down a bit now - with the aid of scissors as well, as it 'appens. Nasty accident with some pinking shears - I don't really want to talk about it.

Wun Hung Lo - I presume.

How old are you?