Lo, she is a terrible Goddess and I have recently turned into Hobbits, with respect to having 2nd breakfasts.
I was put in charge of making the coffee, for which I used a cafetiere. This came straight from the dish-washer so I didn't bother rinsing through the mesh on the part that actually presses.
I warmed the milk to the required temperature using a probe, counted the grains of sugar [34], pre-warmed the cup and put the exact blend of ground coffee into the pressee, poured on the hot [not boiling] water, waited 3minutes and 28 seconds and poured the coffee.
There were grounds floating on the surface of the finished article!
The look - the stare - the glare.
I quailed.
"This-ss is-sn't ggrounds forr di-i-ivorcce iis it?" I stammered.
A long pause and then a hint of a smile.
"Divorce no - murder yes"
She may not be benign but she is fair.
(Are you turning into Nagini, Peabrain? Lo,TG Ed)
