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View Article  MULTI-TSKING




Tsk ……… I’ve just been watching a young man rollerblading outside the apartment [if he’d been in the apartment he would have got a double tsk from Lo, she is a terrible Goddess …….. obviously].

Anyway, he was texting as he rolled along ……… tsk.

He failed to spot a pebble in his path ……….. tsk tsk.

He went A over T and almost ended up inspecting the bottom of the marina …… treble tsk with a cruel tee hee.

He never stopped texting, which enabled me to not stop tsking.

When will peabrains ever learn they can’t multi-task ?………… multi-tsking now.

Ho hum.



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View Article  SUNSHINE
Apparently summer has started with the usual results.



Goddesses are wandering around with their wobbly bits abounding and abouncing.
This always coincides with a series of bizarre accidents if I go out for a stroll. I’ve walked into a lamp post, stumbled on more than one kerb and seem to be suffering from a crick in my neck.
Blessings are usually mixed I suppose – ho hum.

(Hmm, I could arrange for that crick to become more serious you know and definitely unmix my blessing. - if only I could be bothered. Lo,TG Ed)



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View Article  GONE, AND NEVER CALLED ME MOTHER
I took Tango and Penfold to the airport last Tuesday and they are now back safe in Canada and Portugal.
During their stay I realised why Penfold always refers to Tango as Tango (grrr).




1 Queues for the shower room – Tango (grrr)
2 Siding with the terrible Goddess – Tango (grrr)
(Ms Tango is a person of discernment and intelligence. Lo,TG Ed)
3 Every time I took my teeth out when we sat down for a meal, someone thought it hilarious to hide them – Tango (grrr)
4 Sitting on Teddy ………. repeatedly – Tango (grrr)
5 Ignoring Gertrude and pretending he wasn’t there – Tango (grrr)
6 Asking the TG, “Why?” – Tango (grrr)
7 Taking advantage of my lickle boy – Tango (grrr)
8 Using a PC – Tango (grrr)

I think you will agree with me that I did extremely well to remain polite. Nightmare.




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View Article  JUST IN CASE YOU'RE BORED





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View Article  AN AMAZING DISCOVERY



I spotted this in the local antique shop and was strangely drawn to it. It was reasonably priced so I thought that the terrible Goddess wouldn’t mind me spending some of my toothpaste allowance.
I knew that it was a Fracas Doll of course. Her celebrity status has provided a plethora of promotional merchandise and I counted myself lucky to have found an early example.
What astounded me was the label I discovered on her bottom base.



I had no idea she was a direct descendant of the infamous Ukranian leprechauns that were banned from their homeland after the Battle of the Skillets during the 15th century – she looks so much bigger on her blog.

DO NOT BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU SEE OR HEAR IN BLOGWORLD – people fiddle with things.



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View Article  COPING MECHANISMS
Penfold and Tango are staying here at the moment. There is only one spare bedroom so they have had to share. I hope they don’t mind.

Apparently Tango can cope with almost anything with no outward signs of discomfort.

Penfold however, after a couple of days in the company of his father, goes down a different route.




If only he had some hair, he could pull it out instead – ho hum.



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