OK, Lo, she is a terrible Goddess has gone out! .......... let's get NEKKID!

......... right, here we go ...........

*grunt*

*grunt*

[Whoops my teeth have just fallen out with the effort............... hang on, *dust dust slobber*.]




Too tight............................................................... can't get this off now!! ......... I'll just get a knife................

OK ............. *saw saw stab*

Errrrr ............. just got to ........... whoops and....... double whoops .......... ow



OK , had a bit of knife trauma here........ just got to make a telephone call .......................................................



I think I can hear bells ........... I hope they get here soon ......


*ring* - Ok, they're here.

*shuffle*

Hello, come inside.

Well you see, I was just going to ....................................... oh never mind.

That bandage isn't going to be big enough is it ................?


Oh, well........................... good. A perfect fit ............................... thank you. Bye.



(A band aid would have been more than adequate. Lo,TG Ed)

I have started making preparations for the future with an eye to remaining dignified.



In my position as the chief acolyte to Lo, she is a terrible Goddess, it is the least I can do - and I always try to do as little as possible. (I am willing to verify that. Lo,TG Ed)

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Lo, she is a terrible Goddess,

"Put the kettle on and stop talking rubbish."



Now, does this fall into the category of multi-tasking because we all know that peabrains can't.

Your first assignment towards the coveted DP Diploma is below.



'Computers - thieves of Time?' - discuss

Well, to give you a head start on this thorny problem, I thought I'd just ................ hang on ................. I've got some e-mails in.

....... that's a brilliant comment............... OK .................. do I really want to invest in chocolate flavoured entrails? ............... another comment ......

[sorry, I've got a bit tied up here, you'll have to do it on your own.]

.............. ooooo, a link to a site about interesting puddles ............... a rubbish comment .....................really!!?! ..........................

Now is the time to start thinking about holidays.




Lo, she is a terrible Goddess has booked her holiday to the Seychelles. For reasons beyond me, she is insisting on going on her own. Coincidentally I overheard the milkman chatting to a neighbour the other day. He was saying that he had to get a yellow fever vaccination and was going to the bank to get some SCR's - what are the chances?





Anyway, I'm not too disappointed; the TG has booked me a holiday in Utah so that I can learn how to be a Moron. It's strikes me as being a bit of an extravagance, as that's one subject that I'm fairly well qualified for already, but I suppose there's always room for improvement.
(MORMON, Peabrain, MORMON. Lo,TG Ed) {{I was hoping to spread the load a bit.... Lo,TG Ed}}

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There's was nothing I could do about it - b******s!