A member of my staff.
You need no qualifications to start the course but it is advisable to have plenty of sedatives if you have any intention of trying to complete it.
Counselling is available from Lo, she is a terrible Goddess [at a price].(And it will be a terrible price. Lo,TG Ed)
At the end of the course, you will be personally examined by me. After that you will take the exam and be marked by my peers - the Amoeba Board.
If successful, which is doubtful, you will get a certificate.
Unbelievable isn't it?
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The cost of the whole package is £5000 or $50000. The price difference reflects the language difficulty.
