He was recommended by another wheelchair user - apparently the element of surprise can be used to advantage (What a sweetheart! We're going to get on like a house on fire. LoTG Ed). Anyway, Lo, she is a terrible Goddess got wind of my tamperings with Mr Depp [how, I have no idea] and her old friend, Colonel Rosa Klebb, came up with some suggestions.
That, combined with the more elevated line of attack that she's been employing recently, has led me to take greater precautions than just wearing shin-pads.
It's getting rather crowded here now. Got to go, Gertrude needs changing - it's all a bit depressing.
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