That's why the neck of a winebottle is much smaller than the bottom of the bottle...

¿ʎʞuı1 bunoʎ os ʇɐɥʇ sı

Frac!@ are you on crack?

....... ǝɯıʇ ǝɯos ɹoɟ pǝʞɔɐɹɔ uǝǝq ǝʌ,ı

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......ʍou ɹǝʇʇǝq buı1ǝǝɟ ǝɹ,noʎ pɐ1b

...ǝɹns os ʇou ɯ,ı ʍou ʇnq ǝuıʍ pǝɹ ɟo ssɐ1b ǝuo pɐɥ ʎ1uo ı ʇɥbnoɥʇ ı .ʇɥbıuoʇ ɹǝuuıp ɹoɟ ʇno uǝǝq ǝʌ,ı

¿ǝuıʍ ɟo ssɐ1b ɹǝɥʇouɐ ...uǝʇɟo ǝɹoɯ noʎ ɥʇıʍ buɐɥ ʇsnɯ ı 'unɟ sı sıɥʇ

I have a sore neck...hope you are satisfied....

¡ǝǝɥ ǝǝʇ - ʎɐʍ ɹǝɟɹnsɹǝdɐd ʎppɐp ǝɥʇ - sǝʇɐ1ıd

No need to shout daddyp...

¿ǝʌıʇısuǝs ǝ1ʇʇı1 ɐ buı1ǝǝɟ noʎ ǝɹɐ

¿ɐʎ p1noʍ ıɥ ʎɐs .....op noʎ ɟı

¡oʇ ʎddɐɥ ooʇ ʎ1uo .... ɹɐbns ǝsɹnoɔ ɟo

I truly hate to be a killjoy - but the Southern Hemisphere is the top of the world. We antipodeans are rightside up - you poor people in the North are upside down. I shall post irrefutable proof of that on my blog right now!

¡¡¡¡ɥsooɥʍ ..... ʍou buıʇısıʌ ......ooʇ ǝɯıʇ ʇnoqɐ ..... ʇsɐ1 ʇɐ ʇı ǝpɐɯ noʎ ¡¡ǝıɥɔɹɐ

Gosh, antiwhatty? DaddyP's comments are more understandable for my only 1 awake braincell today, sneeze, tissue please...

ǝsıʍ ʎɹǝʌ sı ǝɥ - ʎʞuı1 bunoʎ ǝıɥɔɹɐ oʇ uǝʇsı1 noʎ

Am I the only one who can't type upside down!?

Oh Thanks Sylvie, he is only writing upside down... saves me using Altavista's brabbelfish.

And like TG says: this is really his best post ever, better retire soon :-)

¡ʎsɐǝd ʎsɐǝ - buıdʎʇ uǝɥʍ uʍop ǝpısdn ɹǝʇndɯoɔ ɹnoʎ uɹnʇ sı op oʇ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ 11ɐ

nope you're not! And it's not easy to read either... oh well.

spɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ uo puɐʇs 'ʍou ɹǝɥʇǝboʇ1ɐ - qn1ɔ ʇıɟ dǝǝʞ ʍǝu ʎɯ s,ʇı

hi linky... youre having a cold too? same here!! ;)
but, with the cold and daddy is all upside down, making my day more horrible than it is... sigh.

ǝɯ ǝsnɔxǝ ....... ¡¡¡ooɥɔʇɐ

You can re-use my tissue from my previous post.

I seem to have recovered this morning - who's issuing tissues?

WTF?!? This is over my head....I'm going back over to Fracas' blog....

¡ʇɹoddns ɹnoʎ pǝǝu ı - ɐb1o ʞɔɐq ǝɯoɔ

I think you have a problem not only with your Mac ..... I would take it back.
Sylvie's seems to working as it should

There again it could be a worm in your Apple some sort of bloggivirus??

¿ʇı ʇ,usı sʍǝɹʇ puɐ ʇɹıɥsʇɐǝʍs ɹǝddɐp 1ɐnsn ǝɥʇ s,ʇı - ɔɐɯ ɐ buıɹɐǝʍ ɯ,ı ʞuıɥʇ ʇ,uop ı

can't tell from here as gravity is against you

.ǝɔuǝɹǝɟɟıp ʎuɐ ǝʞɐɯ oʇ ɯǝǝs ʇ,usǝop ʇı '11ıʇs ..... ʇno 11ǝɟ suıɐɹq ʎɯ ʞuıɥʇ ı

It is such a small pea too....... you haven't have you..... being upside down for so long?

sbuıɥʇ ɟo ʇo1 ɐ ǝʞı1 - ɔıɹʇǝɯ ɹo 1ɐıɹǝdɯı uı ǝɹnsɐǝɯ noʎ ɟı spuǝdǝp

*snigger*

Since half of the world has no clue what DaddyP is replying, we have a non moderated chatbox here!!!

So to set the record straight:

Linky Love is engaged with DaddyP (DaddyP now has the rest of the day off to explain that to TG)

There will be a party!

... sıɥʇ ǝʞı1 s,ʇı ..... sʇɹnɥ ʎ11ɐǝɹ ʇɐɥʇ 'ou .... ¡¡¡ʍo.... buı1ɹɐp '11ǝʍ ....... ood ɥo

Linky, you have my sympathy. Best of luck for the future. [Skips into the sunset, humming gaily.]

Thanks TG, yet I am sure mister engagement only needs 24 seconds and he will be crawling back on your feet! Ok, make that 24 hours since you already reached the horizon...

.ʇǝʎ ǝdoɥ s,ǝɹǝɥʇ - ʇuǝɯoɯ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ʇsnظ 'ʇǝınb dǝǝʞ 11,ı ʞuıɥʇ ı

Oh, now you pretend not having promised me anything????

Somebody ate the kiwis or what?

ǝ1ʞɔıɟ oooos ɯ,ı - ¿¿¿¿¿¿¿ʇɐɥʇ ʎɐs ı pıp

fickle? fickle is me! oh, or is it now, you're changing into me? or i did influenced you, by any means... hmmm..... traa laa laa laa....

¿ʇı ʇ,usı ....... poob sı ǝ1ʞɔıɟ

I'm so totally miffed now I can't function in upside down writing.... Daddy P was to marry me after I have our love child..... * sigh* I do like parties..... And to think I went through all this pea brain shite for not........
*good riddance* I know somehow I'm the better for all this....
*scratching head nervously*

... pǝʇɐɔı1dɯoɔ ʎ11ɐǝǝǝǝǝɹ ʇob sɐɥ ǝɟı1 ʎɯ ʎ1uǝppns

problem. ǝɥʇ off spuıɯ people's ǝʞɐʇ to buı1bbnظ do some 11,ı know ı

Congratulations then Linky. Have you registered for gifts somewhere yet?

Oh.. and have you considered that there will eventually be a wedding night? Lo, she is a terrible Goddess could give you more information, but aren't you a bit concerned about his confusion and suddenly doing everything upside down? Actually.. that does give me an idea about what might make the perfect gift.

Ta now dear... you should be scouring the bridal sites and choosing china patterns now.

¿pɐʇ ɐ sıɥʇ buıɥsnɹ ǝʍ ʇ,uǝɹɐ ....... ʎɐs ı

Nothing to worry about - he's only a cardboard box, after all. Just recycle him.

Thanks Fracas, yet after SugarQueens's post, no wonder mister engagement has such a big posse.

Oh, the wedding (k)night... reading his post and comments: seems daddyp shows he is open for new positions :-)

But first things first; as soon as I get my big diamond engagement ring, we will sending out invitations...

'we'!!!!?! ......... [this is worse than I thought] ...... sure ..........

Oh I see, you landed on your head... much more clear I must say.

Anyways, I was just trying to offer my help... feel free to send the invitations yourself in your brilliant ways :-)

Help? ...... help? ...........help!!!!!

party??? party party and party??? yayyyyy!! ;)

¡¡ʇou ǝɹ,noʎ ǝɹǝɥ ʇou ...... ¿ʎʇɹɐd ʇɐɥʍ

¿¿¿¿¿¿dp ǝuop noʎ ǝʌɐɥ ʇɐɥʍ ¿¿¿¿¿ pǝuǝddɐɥ sɐɥ ʇɐɥʍ ʞoo1 puɐ uʍop ǝı1 ɐ ɹoɟ ʇuǝʍ os ʎzzıp ǝ1ʇʇı1 ɐ ʇ1ǝɟ puɐ ɐǝʇ ʎɯ pɐɥ ʇsnظ ǝʌɐɥ ı ...ʎɯ ɥo

buıɥɔʇɐɔ s,ʇı - poob

I feel really queezy oh thats ɹǝʇʇǝq.............
)-: doʇs ʇı ǝʞɐɯ ʇı ǝʞı1 ʇ,uop ı

ʎ1qɐqoɹd ...... ʍoɹɹoɯoʇ ʎq ɹǝʇʇǝq ǝq 11,ʇı - ʎɹɹoʍ ʇ,uop

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You pencil-skirted witch!!!

Wow...I'm impressed...

Ah Carrie - someone with sense at last ........ I knew I could rely on you

Oh god. My head hurts reading through all this...
Waiter! More wine...

Hello Jen - I shouldn't bother reading it, it's all a load of nonsense - I'd hate to drive you to drink.