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THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
Every time I sit down to do some lappytop dancing, my fingers flying over the keyboard like a sloth possessed, this happens:-
Please, can some techno-boffin help me? It isn't funny. .
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Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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sylvied
on Fri 25 Jan 2008 08:19 AM GMT | Permanent Link
DP that song ame to my mind:
"You gonna have to check to rehab..." Can't think why though... Re: Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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DaddyP
on Fri 25 Jan 2008 08:34 AM GMT | Permanent Link
Poor poor Amy ....... she's got a long way to go to catch me up.....
Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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Gwen Stefani
on Fri 25 Jan 2008 08:21 AM GMT | Permanent Link
Owee, my computer did something similar today:
a massagebox asked: do you want to be Gwen Stefani? and I pressed OK... But now I don't get any messages anymore.... help!!!! Re: Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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DaddyP
on Fri 25 Jan 2008 08:38 AM GMT | Permanent Link
Gwen - or may I call you Linky, are you having trouble? I noticed that 70's had problems leaving a comment with you. Probably her fault .....
Re: Re: Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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70s
on Fri 25 Jan 2008 08:40 AM GMT | Permanent Link
ahh back to normal then DP (mmm remind me what normal was again??)
Re: Re: Re: Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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DaddyP
on Fri 25 Jan 2008 08:45 AM GMT | Permanent Link
Look in a mirror .............. and then try and find the exact opposite - tee hee......... well you did ask!
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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70s
on Fri 25 Jan 2008 09:17 AM GMT | Permanent Link
at least I can looking in a mirror without it cracking :-P
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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DaddyP
on Fri 25 Jan 2008 09:35 AM GMT | Permanent Link
Your tongue's a little furry this morning - been over doing it?
Re: Re: Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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Linky Love
on Fri 25 Jan 2008 11:53 AM GMT | Permanent Link
Since 70s mentioned, I don't get any comments anymore, so I will continue my blog here...
Thanks to give my identity back, me liky linky :-) Ok, in return I help you back: don't worry about those messages because you are the one and only MacDaddy! Re: Re: Re: Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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DaddyP
on Fri 25 Jan 2008 01:30 PM GMT | Permanent Link
Sometimes I think this is your blog ...........
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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Linky Love
on Fri 25 Jan 2008 02:02 PM GMT | Permanent Link
I wish :-)
Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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70s
on Fri 25 Jan 2008 08:22 AM GMT | Permanent Link
Wow a computer lie detector test........ what happens if you hit the wrong one? Does you PC go into melt down.
Mind you they are all pretty similar I guess it depends which time warp you are in ? Re: Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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DaddyP
on Fri 25 Jan 2008 08:41 AM GMT | Permanent Link
IT'S A MAC!!!! - do you ever listen? and there are huge differences between mad, barking and bonkers ........ they're all spelt differently for a start.
Re: Re: Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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70s
on Fri 25 Jan 2008 09:21 AM GMT | Permanent Link
What MACs haven't the technology for lie detector test .... tsk they is rubbish ........
Can't see vast differences in the terminology. I use them all in similar context when referring to you :-/ Re: Re: Re: Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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DaddyP
on Fri 25 Jan 2008 09:41 AM GMT | Permanent Link
'Have you got a light Mac?'
'No, it's silver' See how I ignore you ....... until you start behaving. I guess you've decided not to go to work today........... [what does that faux smiley mean BTW? - I've had a stroke?] Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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70s
on Fri 25 Jan 2008 10:20 AM GMT | Permanent Link
hee hee you do make me laugh... get me to behave??? Not a chance :-P (is my tongue looking better now?)
[it's my 'huh I dunno any more' kinda face] Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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DaddyP
on Fri 25 Jan 2008 10:23 AM GMT | Permanent Link
You must use it a lot ............
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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70s
on Fri 25 Jan 2008 10:37 AM GMT | Permanent Link
yes on here!!!!
Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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nursemyra
on Fri 25 Jan 2008 09:37 AM GMT | Permanent Link
when someone asks me for help i usually steer them in the direction of alcohol. but in your case maybe ahot cup of tea, a bex and a good lie down?
Re: Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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DaddyP
on Fri 25 Jan 2008 09:42 AM GMT | Permanent Link
Thank you Nurse - some positive and expert advice from someone who cares at last .......
Re: Re: Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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Shinade
on Fri 25 Jan 2008 10:16 AM GMT | Permanent Link
yes Dp I think Nursie is correct this time....perhaps a cup of hot tea and a nice lie down would be good for you...LOL!! of course in my case I always select bonkers...makes things so much more interesting!!
Hummmm.....if I can get back to chit chat some more I will...you have been put on alert:):) Re: Re: Re: Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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DaddyP
on Fri 25 Jan 2008 10:20 AM GMT | Permanent Link
While you were here, I was over at your place - I'm taking great care with my typing now!
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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Shinade
on Fri 25 Jan 2008 10:45 AM GMT | Permanent Link
Good for you...see it can cause serious problems LOL!!
Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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baby
on Fri 25 Jan 2008 01:17 PM GMT | Permanent Link
uhuhh... speaking of MAC, i think im going to get myself macbook air! ;)
its so posh! Re: Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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DaddyP
on Fri 25 Jan 2008 01:32 PM GMT | Permanent Link
It is a mighty fine looking machine - quite a small screen though. Mind you, you have young eyesight still, so should be OK.
Re: Re: Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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baby
on Fri 25 Jan 2008 06:45 PM GMT | Permanent Link
but macbook air the new one!!! its sooooo stylish!! and they have 18" screen, mind you.. thats not big?? i think it is so cool!! ;)
Re: Re: Re: Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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DaddyP
on Fri 25 Jan 2008 07:11 PM GMT | Permanent Link
Do they go up to 18"? - I didn't realise - you are a mine of information ..........
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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baby
on Fri 25 Jan 2008 08:34 PM GMT | Permanent Link
hey daddy!! my fault. silly me!! it was 1.8GHz... not 18"...
sorry! :( Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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DaddyP
on Fri 25 Jan 2008 10:06 PM GMT | Permanent Link
I think they have 15" screens or thereabouts........ do your research and write me a paper......tee hee
Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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Sugar Queen
on Fri 25 Jan 2008 03:10 PM GMT | Permanent Link
ha ha who who ha ha ha... I think I'm the deranged one....
hugs.... Re: Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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DaddyP
on Fri 25 Jan 2008 04:18 PM GMT | Permanent Link
Most people here are Sugar - I have no idea why...........
Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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qtpies7
on Fri 25 Jan 2008 03:19 PM GMT | Permanent Link
I am positively mad, so you must certainly be one of the other two. I would look them up in the dictionary before you choose one, who knows what will happen if you press the wrong one.
You might end up mad like me, and find yourself with another little one on the way. (which is not the case yet, just so you know) Re: Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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DaddyP
on Fri 25 Jan 2008 04:20 PM GMT | Permanent Link
That's very good advice QT. Your husband isn't slacking I hope.
Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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Olga, the Traveling Bra
on Fri 25 Jan 2008 04:35 PM GMT | Permanent Link
How did you find my Rack Room?!? I'm not even sure it's a keeper! (I am trying to find a way to put my awards/memes/non-traveling related posts on another page.) Geez...thought I could play around with things in private...but no-oooo, you AND Fracas found me!
Got any helpful tips for moi? Re: Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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DaddyP
on Fri 25 Jan 2008 04:48 PM GMT | Permanent Link
We often work in tandem - not unlike yourself..........
Re: Re: Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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Olga, the Traveling Bra
on Fri 25 Jan 2008 04:52 PM GMT | Permanent Link
So is Fric 'n Frac then?
:) Re: Re: Re: Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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DaddyP
on Fri 25 Jan 2008 04:57 PM GMT | Permanent Link
Will you get out of my drawers!!!! I'm trying to ........what's the word? ......... crikey, what is it? ........ ah yes, THINK [and it doesn't come naturally I can tell you]
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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Olga, the Traveling Bra
on Fri 25 Jan 2008 05:14 PM GMT | Permanent Link
Perhaps your drawers are too....what's the word....tight???
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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DaddyP
on Fri 25 Jan 2008 05:56 PM GMT | Permanent Link
Are you saying I'm talking out of my .............. noooo, you'd never say that.
Re: Re: Re: Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
by
fracas
on Sat 26 Jan 2008 01:44 AM GMT | Permanent Link
Now that's a comforting thought. Fric and Frac. I like it. Thank you dear Olga.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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DaddyP
on Sat 26 Jan 2008 07:38 AM GMT | Permanent Link
Olga provides comfort for all kinds of things young Fracas.
Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
by
stinkypaw
on Fri 25 Jan 2008 05:22 PM GMT | Permanent Link
I'd say the problem is betweem the keyboard and the chair...
Re: Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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DaddyP
on Fri 25 Jan 2008 05:57 PM GMT | Permanent Link
Don't think I don't get that ............. tee hee
Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
by
penfold
on Fri 25 Jan 2008 05:25 PM GMT | Permanent Link
...my advice is hit alt/ctrl/shift/escape all at the same time and then lob your stoopid maccybook out the window into the marina...
At this point your computer will cease to be troublesome. Your welcome (in advance) Techno-boffin #2 Re: Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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DaddyP
on Fri 25 Jan 2008 05:59 PM GMT | Permanent Link
Ummmmm ......... OK ................ if you say so ........
Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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Ryan
on Fri 25 Jan 2008 07:45 PM GMT | Permanent Link
Definitely the porn.
Re: Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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DaddyP
on Fri 25 Jan 2008 08:28 PM GMT | Permanent Link
Hello Ryan - you must be a pornbroker I guess
Re: Re: Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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Ryan
on Fri 25 Jan 2008 08:31 PM GMT | Permanent Link
5 for a dollar, er....Euro
Re: Re: Re: Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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DaddyP
on Fri 25 Jan 2008 10:06 PM GMT | Permanent Link
Bargain!
Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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tNb
on Fri 25 Jan 2008 08:11 PM GMT | Permanent Link
Hmmm ... feeling a bit like a sloth possessed myself today ... maybe it was all that champagne?
Re: Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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DaddyP
on Fri 25 Jan 2008 08:29 PM GMT | Permanent Link
Always a bad idea to drink and type - ask 70's!
Re: Re: Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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70s
on Fri 25 Jan 2008 08:39 PM GMT | Permanent Link
EXCUSE ME!!! I can type dreadfully with out alcohol ... it's an art :-)
(oooo Pen seems a bit grumpy!!) Re: Re: Re: Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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DaddyP
on Fri 25 Jan 2008 10:09 PM GMT | Permanent Link
Wouldn't you? .... when the paternity test result is due - he prays he was adopted you know.......
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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70s
on Fri 25 Jan 2008 10:30 PM GMT | Permanent Link
I always used to hope that too..... also my Teen asked me that the other day 'was I adopted?' Oh the trials of parenthood lol
Re: Re: Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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tNb
on Fri 25 Jan 2008 08:48 PM GMT | Permanent Link
No worries, I'm sober as a judge ... no drunk typos, no tipsy keystrokes, no sloppy mojitos.
Just good clean fun ... after all, it's not even happy hour yet. ;-) Re: Re: Re: Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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DaddyP
on Fri 25 Jan 2008 10:11 PM GMT | Permanent Link
Been and gone over here I'm afraid ...... at least you've got something to look forward to ............
Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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baby
on Fri 25 Jan 2008 10:10 PM GMT | Permanent Link
traaaa laaaa laaaa laaaaaa.....
*interrupting, purposely* Re: Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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DaddyP
on Fri 25 Jan 2008 10:14 PM GMT | Permanent Link
How'd you do that?
Re: Re: Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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baby
on Fri 25 Jan 2008 10:27 PM GMT | Permanent Link
do what? ;)
Re: Re: Re: Re: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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DaddyP
on Sat 26 Jan 2008 07:41 AM GMT | Permanent Link
What?
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