well daddyp you've seen my tasteful piercing and it's on the same side of my body as my tasteful tattoo.

am I in the running for a daddy full of nothing?

A contender certainly - [and probably the eventual winner but I must give other people a chance - tee hee]

I think Kevin & Sylvie will be doing that to you to stop you posting on FMB or did I hear the word 'straitjacket'???????????

so what are you going to do now you haven't got a blog.... knit????

It's not my fault .......... honest guv! They made me do it ......

God it's like being at work....... <--it was him -->

Well it was!!!!!

Old Git just sits around to knit.

Oh my that looks vey much like a Red Green contraption. Oh the poor child. And, I don't have any tattoos.

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Best thing is to go all topsy-turvy ............ oh, you have ........ good

Ryan - it's very tricky knitting with duct tape you know.

Oh my, I duct-taped my car's side mirror back on after it was amputated by a passing fence (long story). I underestimated duct tape's versatility.

Anywho, I guess you won't have to worry about the little tyke toddling under foot and tasting UFOs (Unidentified Floor Objects).

P.S. I am currently working on the 2,000-word essay dedicated to the great DP to be tattooed on an undecided portion of my anatomy. (Although a certain blog celebrity has mentioned to me that my bustle was a touch on the wide side.)

It's official. I win.

Once again a goddess is judge and jury .......... tsk. I notice there is no mention of a piercing - unless, of course, you shrieked 'I win'.

ps - fences do tend towards unpredictable behaviour.

That poor duckie...

I felt there wasn't much care and attention given to the duck either - perhaps we should start a 'Stuffed Duck Protection League'?

Okay. To prove my loyalty, I have made an appointment for a piercing that will no doubt not only win your contest, but win the hearts of young and old alike. The young, because... well.. just wait and see, and the old, because, well... they'll just be happy to see it.

I shall post it tomorrow. I'm not looking forward to this I tell you.

You can never resist a challenge!!!! I'm in fear and trembling myself now.

A little fear and trembling is a good thing. Just ask Lo, she is a terrible Goddess. I'm sure she'll agree.

...... and then she says ' and you call yourself a man!!' - which I don't ........ obviously - I can't win.