Olga, LOOK! its your long lost cousin from who the hell knows where.... Awhhhh if we all had the smaller cup size, life would be grand.... I'm currently working on breaking in my new "over the shoulder bolder holder".... I know of no cousins anywhere! Thank GOD! Daddy P I miss you old Git!
Hugs ... to you and LoTG

Ah, the mystery is beginning to unravel ....... a bit like my mind really.

Where's that Olga though? Hanging out I suppose...

It's not one of my relatives have just checked the drawer.... all present and correct!

Oooo. Do you often discover lost relatives in your drawers?

*agg agg woop woop!*

very funny lol

I think there is still one over at Mr W's place unless Gosty took it with him ;-)

I'm with you Judy...wow...I haven't been able to get in one that small since I was 10. My goodness some strange things do turn up around DP's place don't they? Awwww...now you'll know how many of us are skinny and the ones that aren't!!!

Welcome back!!! Actually I knew already because of the 'secret' message from voting - tee hee. And yes strange things do turn up over here - Penfold arrived the other day - I didn't realise he had the address.

Glad to see you two getting on so well ....... at last.

Who?
Me & Shinade
Me & Ghosty
or me & Mr W??

What happened to Gosty?

See ..... I was going to let that one go but then you can't leave anything alone can you?

better to let it out though!!!

Are you sure Petrov didn't come from 'up Norff"?
"Swing low Sweet Chariot" tra la

Cheeky!!! hee hee

Anyway he is too frilly for a Norvern boy

Load of 'poofs'. [Is one still allowed to say that or should I say something like 'a chap with an alternative view of life'? It's all so confusing]

Just popped over to see Olga ... have called in the Mounties

Thanks 70's ......... concerned citizen and all round good egg.

I wonder what happened to Random - at least she could spell.

Can she? I 'll let her know you can give compliments lol

OMG - I just woke up...what a surprise to see Petrov Wellpaddedton at your place!!!
I've never heard of him before...(how do he's know he's a he?) But he looks quite harmless...cute, actually....maybe he just wants to give you a little support...???

That's about as much help as something that isn't very helpful at all. What am I going to with him?
He'll end up eating me out of house and home just like that pesky llama.
Why me?

Offer him some whiskey...see if he'll open up.....most bra's can't hold their liquor worth a damn...

Have you any idea how much whiskey costs!!??!! No bra is worth that much.

Freedom has it's price! You gotta get him to tell you what he knows...
...but I bet he just wants to hang around and eat sausage with you!

He doesn't speak English! It might be Canadian I suppose - it's very difficult to understand.

Hey! Are you saying that I'm difficult to understand?! eh?

Ummm ...... ahhhhh ......... ooooo ........ another ummm ...... what did you say exactly?

hang on I'll send you some, I happen to have a bottle hanging out here just for situations like this~~ well I think it's for that or else the old man thinks he can loosen me up. Oh God the thoughts of that... hmmm I should never think this much.... Lord where to hide...

Under the bed?

Sugar...you are toooooo funny! Just wait'll I get my straps on YOU!

I'll leave you two, or is it three?, alone.

I wonder what size bra Fracas wears? I hear shes' got some feisty little bralings who are just itchin' to travel...

I snuck a look when he was asleep and he's a 34C. This means nothing to me.

.......... does a 40A sound right?

God no! That would fit someone with...manboobs!

I thought it sounded familiar.

34 C...sounds like a perky little fella! When he wakes up offer his a nice warm bubbly bath and please - keep him away from any dogs! Vicious creatures.
Why do you suppose he showed up on YOUR doorstep?

A lot of waifs and strays end up here I'm afraid. They're a b****y pain.
Do llamas attack bras?

Not that I've heard...

You don't suppose that the copy machine had anything to do with this? I mean, stranger things HAVE happened!

When?

Oh...I dunno....never mind....dumb idea....

I think you oughta take Petrov out & show him around...take some pictures....have fun with the little guy!

Perky little fella? Why thank you Olga.

You're welcome! I calls 'em like I sees 'em! :)

I just issued a plea for reiforcements at my blog...help is on the way!

How about beer? Can ya fill the poor little chap's cups with a nice porter or stout?

I might try that - but I don't understand a thing he says.

Well don't make him drink alone! Having a few yourself might help..ya know...bond with the guy!

He's had one drink and passed out! What a lightweight! I've tucked him up in my knicker drawer now.

Well then he possibly CAN'T be related to ME! If you remember correctly, Fracas and I drank all you doods under the table at the FBM Party the other night! My sturdy underwires enable me to drink like a fish!!!

I think some pictures are in order!...you, Petrov, your kilt....

oh me oh my...I spit my water out when I saw this LOL.

I'll refrain from mentioning whether "he" would fit me or not though LOL.

I confess the thought of a new Daddy P picture did come to mind though ;)

Thank goodness it wasn't your teeth.
Pictures? .........ummmmmmm ....... now there's a thought.

he wouldn't fit you kandy ;)

Daddy P she's from Mississippi, she doesn't have teeth...

Not even wooden ones?

I do so have teeth! At least 4 or 5 anyway!

Actually with my dental bill of late, I've considered having the whole lot yanked and a lovely new set put in, but...well, after the torment of wearing braces when I was 13, I think I'll stick with them a bit longer ;)

Still, does it look like you may be considering a new picture of you with your new arrival Daddy P?? ;)

If he behaves himself, I might consider it .........

LOL silly kandy...

That's what I thought ....... obviously, not being related, prevented me from saying anything.

oh, you could have said it, I wouldn't have been offended :lol

The thought of that bra and a boxed head does crack me up though ;)

Ummm ........have you seen this?

http://www.bradrand.com/Pages/redneck_page.htm

What the???....I meant to mail that to the other papersurfer....

So he comes from your part of the world does he!!!?! He's not a warlock is he? or worse ............... a surfer?

A "He", mh.... sure it's a "he"?
And what language does he speak to begin with?
Maybe he escaped from over here, dunno, I'll check ;)

Nicole
(http://nicoleb.org/b2/)

Hello NicoleB - he wasn't wearing a headscarf when he arrived but there was a bit of sand in those hard to get to creases - so maybe.

Loved your piccy of the bedraggled sausage dog.

I was told about this earlier, and did a little homework This is what I've learned.

The Mounties have been called in, completed their investigation, and found that this "fellow" was actually bought on the black market, by a chap many feel is a bit of a headcase. Rumours are that he was trying to impress someone named Uma, his wife found out and he had to come up with some excuse quickly.

And thus... Petrov was "born".

Clearly, Petrov is not male. Constable Fracernization is following up leads that seem to indicate this bra, a nice 34C, is actually the property of someone named RuPaul. The details as to how this headcase managed to secure the possession of this bra, will certainly be worthy of a best-seller. Had he just shopped online and arranged delivery by post, he'd not be in this mess.

Were I this headcase, I'd be a little nervous by now. After all, the Mounties always get their man!

Way to go Fracas! That explains A LOT! Like why DaddyP never answered my question about how he knew "Petrov" was a "he." (The only male bras I've ever seen were much, um, "sportier.")
And why SHE couldn't hold her liquor! Poor poor little Petra! Hang in there babe...help is on the way!

So now...the thought plikins, doesn't it DaddyP?!?

That should be 'thot' and I won't even start on you mis-spelling of the 2nd word 'plickens'.......... honestly.

Anyway, as usual Fracarse is wrong! He is definitely a 'he'. He stands up when having a pee and splashes.
If you think about it, being a bra is quite a good job for a chap. Warm, cosy and comfortable [except when the weather's a bit nippy]. The downside is being cast aside when not in use, but we peabrains are used to that.

Honestly - who ever heard of a male bra?!? You can't throw us off the trail that frickin-plikin easily DaddyP...IF that IS your real name....jeez, now I don't know WHAT to believe!

I'm going to bed...please take good care of Petra.

If you'd like to send Petra to me, I'll be happy to take her under my straps & rehabilitate the poor little thing.

Oh, and not that I mind, but it's "cozy" not "cosy"

It definitely says Petrov on the label - I've just checked.

I humbly apologise for the 'typo' - tee hee.

Sleep well so that you can bounce out of bed tomorrow ready to farce face another day!

Quiet cough. "Excuse me," emerges briefly from the peaceful silence of the library "It's coSy in the English version of English." Retires, shutting the door firmly.

I quite understand why you'd be a little testy TG. I mean, the shock of learning of this sordid behaviour, the threat of those Mounties looming, and the apparent lengths DaddyP will go to in order to perpetuate such an unlikely story.

I do beg you though, not to take it out on Petra since she is away from her home and feeling rather upset about it all. I'm not sure if you knew, but she has a bit of a fear of llamas. Being the kind, caring goddess I know you are, I'm sure you'll take good care of her, make sure the peabrain doesn't upset her, and maybe even allow her to remove that hideous tag he's bestowed upon her. After all, forcing her to remain humiliated with a false label would be not unlike how you'd feel if suddenly some headcase posted in here, that you were actually a man named Frank, with an incredibly hairy back.

I'm sure Petra would thank you, but allow me to also.

You can try and impress the TG Fracas but it won't work. I've been trying for years - to no avail. I suppose there is a small chance that your uterii drivilius might work - it's beyond me though I'm afraid.

Maybe my illustrated bras

post can help you out as well?

It was very helpful ........ in a way