Dear Olga,
This little chap turned up on my doorstep this morning. I really don't know what to do - can you help?
His name is Petrov Wellpaddedton and he is an orphan. He doesn't speak English.
Yours hopefully
Daddy Papersurfer
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CAN YOU HELP?
Dear Olga, This little chap turned up on my doorstep this morning. I really don't know what to do - can you help? His name is Petrov Wellpaddedton and he is an orphan. He doesn't speak English. Yours hopefully Daddy Papersurfer .
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Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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Sugar Queen
on Thu 03 Jan 2008 12:00 PM GMT | Permanent Link
Olga, LOOK! its your long lost cousin from who the hell knows where.... Awhhhh if we all had the smaller cup size, life would be grand.... I'm currently working on breaking in my new "over the shoulder bolder holder".... I know of no cousins anywhere! Thank GOD! Daddy P I miss you old Git!
Hugs ... to you and LoTG Re: Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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DaddyP
on Thu 03 Jan 2008 12:07 PM GMT | Permanent Link
Ah, the mystery is beginning to unravel ....... a bit like my mind really.
Where's that Olga though? Hanging out I suppose... Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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70s
on Thu 03 Jan 2008 01:40 PM GMT | Permanent Link
It's not one of my relatives have just checked the drawer.... all present and correct!
Re: Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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misterwoppit
on Thu 03 Jan 2008 01:47 PM GMT | Permanent Link
Oooo. Do you often discover lost relatives in your drawers?
*agg agg woop woop!* Re: Re: Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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70s
on Thu 03 Jan 2008 01:52 PM GMT | Permanent Link
very funny lol
I think there is still one over at Mr W's place unless Gosty took it with him ;-) Re: Re: Re: Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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Shinade
on Thu 03 Jan 2008 03:31 PM GMT | Permanent Link
I'm with you Judy...wow...I haven't been able to get in one that small since I was 10. My goodness some strange things do turn up around DP's place don't they? Awwww...now you'll know how many of us are skinny and the ones that aren't!!!
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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DaddyP
on Thu 03 Jan 2008 05:17 PM GMT | Permanent Link
Welcome back!!! Actually I knew already because of the 'secret' message from voting - tee hee. And yes strange things do turn up over here - Penfold arrived the other day - I didn't realise he had the address.
Re: Re: Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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DaddyP
on Thu 03 Jan 2008 05:15 PM GMT | Permanent Link
Glad to see you two getting on so well ....... at last.
Re: Re: Re: Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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70s
on Thu 03 Jan 2008 05:19 PM GMT | Permanent Link
Who?
Me & Shinade Me & Ghosty or me & Mr W?? Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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DaddyP
on Thu 03 Jan 2008 05:33 PM GMT | Permanent Link
What happened to Gosty?
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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DaddyP
on Thu 03 Jan 2008 05:34 PM GMT | Permanent Link
See ..... I was going to let that one go but then you can't leave anything alone can you?
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70s
on Thu 03 Jan 2008 05:36 PM GMT | Permanent Link
better to let it out though!!!
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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DaddyP
on Thu 03 Jan 2008 05:46 PM GMT | Permanent Link
Are you sure Petrov didn't come from 'up Norff"?
"Swing low Sweet Chariot" tra la Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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70s
on Thu 03 Jan 2008 05:58 PM GMT | Permanent Link
Cheeky!!! hee hee
Anyway he is too frilly for a Norvern boy Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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DaddyP
on Thu 03 Jan 2008 06:04 PM GMT | Permanent Link
Load of 'poofs'. [Is one still allowed to say that or should I say something like 'a chap with an alternative view of life'? It's all so confusing]
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save pety... sign here
on Thu 03 Jan 2008 10:41 PM GMT | Permanent Link
Just popped over to see Olga ... have called in the Mounties
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DaddyP
on Fri 04 Jan 2008 07:15 AM GMT | Permanent Link
Thanks 70's ......... concerned citizen and all round good egg.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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DaddyP
on Thu 03 Jan 2008 05:35 PM GMT | Permanent Link
I wonder what happened to Random - at least she could spell.
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70s
on Thu 03 Jan 2008 05:44 PM GMT | Permanent Link
Can she? I 'll let her know you can give compliments lol
Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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Olga, the Traveling Bra
on Thu 03 Jan 2008 04:14 PM GMT | Permanent Link
OMG - I just woke up...what a surprise to see Petrov Wellpaddedton at your place!!!
I've never heard of him before...(how do he's know he's a he?) But he looks quite harmless...cute, actually....maybe he just wants to give you a little support...??? Re: Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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DaddyP
on Thu 03 Jan 2008 05:12 PM GMT | Permanent Link
That's about as much help as something that isn't very helpful at all. What am I going to with him?
He'll end up eating me out of house and home just like that pesky llama. Why me? Re: Re: Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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Olga, the Traveling Bra
on Thu 03 Jan 2008 05:46 PM GMT | Permanent Link
Offer him some whiskey...see if he'll open up.....most bra's can't hold their liquor worth a damn...
Re: Re: Re: Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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DaddyP
on Thu 03 Jan 2008 05:56 PM GMT | Permanent Link
Have you any idea how much whiskey costs!!??!! No bra is worth that much.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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Olga, the Traveling Bra
on Thu 03 Jan 2008 06:08 PM GMT | Permanent Link
Freedom has it's price! You gotta get him to tell you what he knows...
...but I bet he just wants to hang around and eat sausage with you! Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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DaddyP
on Thu 03 Jan 2008 07:16 PM GMT | Permanent Link
He doesn't speak English! It might be Canadian I suppose - it's very difficult to understand.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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stinkypaw
on Fri 04 Jan 2008 05:56 AM GMT | Permanent Link
Hey! Are you saying that I'm difficult to understand?! eh?
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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DaddyP
on Fri 04 Jan 2008 07:18 AM GMT | Permanent Link
Ummm ...... ahhhhh ......... ooooo ........ another ummm ...... what did you say exactly?
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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Sugar Queen
on Thu 03 Jan 2008 07:54 PM GMT | Permanent Link
hang on I'll send you some, I happen to have a bottle hanging out here just for situations like this~~ well I think it's for that or else the old man thinks he can loosen me up. Oh God the thoughts of that... hmmm I should never think this much.... Lord where to hide...
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DaddyP
on Thu 03 Jan 2008 07:57 PM GMT | Permanent Link
Under the bed?
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Olga, the Traveling Bra
on Thu 03 Jan 2008 08:39 PM GMT | Permanent Link
Sugar...you are toooooo funny! Just wait'll I get my straps on YOU!
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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DaddyP
on Thu 03 Jan 2008 10:03 PM GMT | Permanent Link
I'll leave you two, or is it three?, alone.
Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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Olga, the Traveling Bra
on Thu 03 Jan 2008 04:30 PM GMT | Permanent Link
I wonder what size bra Fracas wears? I hear shes' got some feisty little bralings who are just itchin' to travel...
Re: Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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DaddyP
on Thu 03 Jan 2008 05:14 PM GMT | Permanent Link
I snuck a look when he was asleep and he's a 34C. This means nothing to me.
Re: Re: Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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DaddyP
on Thu 03 Jan 2008 05:18 PM GMT | Permanent Link
.......... does a 40A sound right?
Re: Re: Re: Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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Olga, the Traveling Bra
on Thu 03 Jan 2008 05:45 PM GMT | Permanent Link
God no! That would fit someone with...manboobs!
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DaddyP
on Thu 03 Jan 2008 06:00 PM GMT | Permanent Link
I thought it sounded familiar.
Re: Re: Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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Olga, the Traveling Bra
on Thu 03 Jan 2008 05:37 PM GMT | Permanent Link
34 C...sounds like a perky little fella! When he wakes up offer his a nice warm bubbly bath and please - keep him away from any dogs! Vicious creatures.
Why do you suppose he showed up on YOUR doorstep? Re: Re: Re: Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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DaddyP
on Thu 03 Jan 2008 05:49 PM GMT | Permanent Link
A lot of waifs and strays end up here I'm afraid. They're a b****y pain.
Do llamas attack bras? Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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Olga, the Traveling Bra
on Thu 03 Jan 2008 05:54 PM GMT | Permanent Link
Not that I've heard...
You don't suppose that the copy machine had anything to do with this? I mean, stranger things HAVE happened! Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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DaddyP
on Thu 03 Jan 2008 06:05 PM GMT | Permanent Link
When?
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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Olga, the Traveling Bra
on Thu 03 Jan 2008 06:10 PM GMT | Permanent Link
Oh...I dunno....never mind....dumb idea....
I think you oughta take Petrov out & show him around...take some pictures....have fun with the little guy! Re: Re: Re: Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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Lo,TG
on Thu 03 Jan 2008 07:59 PM GMT | Permanent Link
Perky little fella? Why thank you Olga.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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Olga, the Traveling Bra
on Thu 03 Jan 2008 08:36 PM GMT | Permanent Link
You're welcome! I calls 'em like I sees 'em! :)
Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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Olga, the Traveling Bra
on Thu 03 Jan 2008 06:34 PM GMT | Permanent Link
I just issued a plea for reiforcements at my blog...help is on the way!
How about beer? Can ya fill the poor little chap's cups with a nice porter or stout? Re: Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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DaddyP
on Thu 03 Jan 2008 07:17 PM GMT | Permanent Link
I might try that - but I don't understand a thing he says.
Re: Re: Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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Olga, the Traveling Bra
on Thu 03 Jan 2008 07:43 PM GMT | Permanent Link
Well don't make him drink alone! Having a few yourself might help..ya know...bond with the guy!
Re: Re: Re: Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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DaddyP
on Thu 03 Jan 2008 07:55 PM GMT | Permanent Link
He's had one drink and passed out! What a lightweight! I've tucked him up in my knicker drawer now.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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Olga, the Traveling Bra
on Thu 03 Jan 2008 08:32 PM GMT | Permanent Link
Well then he possibly CAN'T be related to ME! If you remember correctly, Fracas and I drank all you doods under the table at the FBM Party the other night! My sturdy underwires enable me to drink like a fish!!!
I think some pictures are in order!...you, Petrov, your kilt.... Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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Kandy
on Thu 03 Jan 2008 06:45 PM GMT | Permanent Link
oh me oh my...I spit my water out when I saw this LOL.
I'll refrain from mentioning whether "he" would fit me or not though LOL. I confess the thought of a new Daddy P picture did come to mind though ;) Re: Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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DaddyP
on Thu 03 Jan 2008 07:18 PM GMT | Permanent Link
Thank goodness it wasn't your teeth.
Pictures? .........ummmmmmm ....... now there's a thought. Re: Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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Carrie
on Thu 03 Jan 2008 07:22 PM GMT | Permanent Link
he wouldn't fit you kandy ;)
Daddy P she's from Mississippi, she doesn't have teeth... Re: Re: Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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DaddyP
on Thu 03 Jan 2008 07:25 PM GMT | Permanent Link
Not even wooden ones?
Re: Re: Re: Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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Kandy
on Thu 03 Jan 2008 11:27 PM GMT | Permanent Link
I do so have teeth! At least 4 or 5 anyway!
Actually with my dental bill of late, I've considered having the whole lot yanked and a lovely new set put in, but...well, after the torment of wearing braces when I was 13, I think I'll stick with them a bit longer ;) Still, does it look like you may be considering a new picture of you with your new arrival Daddy P?? ;) Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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DaddyP
on Fri 04 Jan 2008 07:21 AM GMT | Permanent Link
If he behaves himself, I might consider it .........
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Carrie
on Fri 04 Jan 2008 03:35 PM GMT | Permanent Link
LOL silly kandy...
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DaddyP
on Fri 04 Jan 2008 03:38 PM GMT | Permanent Link
That's what I thought ....... obviously, not being related, prevented me from saying anything.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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Kandy
on Fri 04 Jan 2008 07:22 PM GMT | Permanent Link
oh, you could have said it, I wouldn't have been offended :lol
The thought of that bra and a boxed head does crack me up though ;) Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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DaddyP
on Fri 04 Jan 2008 07:37 PM GMT | Permanent Link
Ummm ........have you seen this?
http://www.bradrand.com/Pages/redneck_page.htm Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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twin
on Thu 03 Jan 2008 08:53 PM GMT | Permanent Link
What the???....I meant to mail that to the other papersurfer....
Re: Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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DaddyP
on Thu 03 Jan 2008 10:05 PM GMT | Permanent Link
So he comes from your part of the world does he!!!?! He's not a warlock is he? or worse ............... a surfer?
Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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Anonymous
on Fri 04 Jan 2008 03:04 AM GMT | Permanent Link
A "He", mh.... sure it's a "he"?
And what language does he speak to begin with? Maybe he escaped from over here, dunno, I'll check ;) Nicole (http://nicoleb.org/b2/) Re: Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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DaddyP
on Fri 04 Jan 2008 07:27 AM GMT | Permanent Link
Hello NicoleB - he wasn't wearing a headscarf when he arrived but there was a bit of sand in those hard to get to creases - so maybe.
Loved your piccy of the bedraggled sausage dog. Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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Fracas
on Fri 04 Jan 2008 05:43 AM GMT | Permanent Link
I was told about this earlier, and did a little homework This is what I've learned.
The Mounties have been called in, completed their investigation, and found that this "fellow" was actually bought on the black market, by a chap many feel is a bit of a headcase. Rumours are that he was trying to impress someone named Uma, his wife found out and he had to come up with some excuse quickly. And thus... Petrov was "born". Clearly, Petrov is not male. Constable Fracernization is following up leads that seem to indicate this bra, a nice 34C, is actually the property of someone named RuPaul. The details as to how this headcase managed to secure the possession of this bra, will certainly be worthy of a best-seller. Had he just shopped online and arranged delivery by post, he'd not be in this mess. Were I this headcase, I'd be a little nervous by now. After all, the Mounties always get their man! Re: Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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Olga, the Traveling Bra
on Fri 04 Jan 2008 06:32 AM GMT | Permanent Link
Way to go Fracas! That explains A LOT! Like why DaddyP never answered my question about how he knew "Petrov" was a "he." (The only male bras I've ever seen were much, um, "sportier.")
And why SHE couldn't hold her liquor! Poor poor little Petra! Hang in there babe...help is on the way! So now...the thought plikins, doesn't it DaddyP?!? Re: Re: Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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DaddyP
on Fri 04 Jan 2008 07:37 AM GMT | Permanent Link
That should be 'thot' and I won't even start on you mis-spelling of the 2nd word 'plickens'.......... honestly.
Anyway, as usual Fracarse is wrong! He is definitely a 'he'. He stands up when having a pee and splashes. If you think about it, being a bra is quite a good job for a chap. Warm, cosy and comfortable [except when the weather's a bit nippy]. The downside is being cast aside when not in use, but we peabrains are used to that. Re: Re: Re: Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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Olga, the Traveling Bra
on Fri 04 Jan 2008 07:50 AM GMT | Permanent Link
Honestly - who ever heard of a male bra?!? You can't throw us off the trail that frickin-plikin easily DaddyP...IF that IS your real name....jeez, now I don't know WHAT to believe!
I'm going to bed...please take good care of Petra. Re: Re: Re: Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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Olga, the Traveling Bra
on Fri 04 Jan 2008 07:59 AM GMT | Permanent Link
If you'd like to send Petra to me, I'll be happy to take her under my straps & rehabilitate the poor little thing.
Oh, and not that I mind, but it's "cozy" not "cosy" Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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DaddyP
on Fri 04 Jan 2008 08:08 AM GMT | Permanent Link
It definitely says Petrov on the label - I've just checked.
I humbly apologise for the 'typo' - tee hee. Sleep well so that you can bounce out of bed tomorrow ready to Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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Lo,TG
on Fri 04 Jan 2008 10:02 AM GMT | Permanent Link
Quiet cough. "Excuse me," emerges briefly from the peaceful silence of the library "It's coSy in the English version of English." Retires, shutting the door firmly.
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fracas
on Fri 04 Jan 2008 06:01 PM GMT | Permanent Link
I quite understand why you'd be a little testy TG. I mean, the shock of learning of this sordid behaviour, the threat of those Mounties looming, and the apparent lengths DaddyP will go to in order to perpetuate such an unlikely story.
I do beg you though, not to take it out on Petra since she is away from her home and feeling rather upset about it all. I'm not sure if you knew, but she has a bit of a fear of llamas. Being the kind, caring goddess I know you are, I'm sure you'll take good care of her, make sure the peabrain doesn't upset her, and maybe even allow her to remove that hideous tag he's bestowed upon her. After all, forcing her to remain humiliated with a false label would be not unlike how you'd feel if suddenly some headcase posted in here, that you were actually a man named Frank, with an incredibly hairy back. I'm sure Petra would thank you, but allow me to also. Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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DaddyP
on Fri 04 Jan 2008 06:29 PM GMT | Permanent Link
You can try and impress the TG Fracas but it won't work. I've been trying for years - to no avail. I suppose there is a small chance that your uterii drivilius might work - it's beyond me though I'm afraid.
Re: CAN YOU HELP?
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Linky Love
on Thu 17 Jan 2008 05:05 AM GMT | Permanent Link
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DaddyP
on Thu 17 Jan 2008 07:34 AM GMT | Permanent Link
It was very helpful ........ in a way
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