I thank you for the warning. Not that it would matter, my eyes have been watering ever since I stopped over at Lord Likely's to receive the "award" he named me for.

I guess I owe him thanks again.

You've got another award. Is there no end to your celebrity status?
I hope you're feeling a bit better today. You've probably spent too much time over the cauldron.

Lord Likely certainly has large "awards".

However, it isn't that I'm celebrity, it's that I'm deranged. People seem to like that these days.

I've got a head start then - well I did until I lost it.

I assume you are referring to the deranged part as opposed to the "large awards" part.

Inflamed due to a lack of medication doesn't count.

I can count .......... sort of

Certainly not kilt wearing weather here today .... but do you have relatives up here??? It is way windy but in gusts (recognise them at all?)

I am suffering from the wind as we speak.

now that's a thought on a grey monday morning...

I only exist to make you glad you don't really know me .........

(I'm clutching at straws here)

a kilt on windy days? my oh my!!! :)

Close your eyes!!!!

i cant. as im giggling the whole way through... *giggling still...*

Keep them open then ...... but you have been warned.

I have to see this, PLEASE! Pictures, PLEASE!

You don't .......... really.

Oh my goodness...I'm getting warier and warier about coming in here....I'm just never sure what is going to greet me...now it's daddyp in a kilt.

"Swing low sweet chariot!!" tra -la ........ oh hello Carrie, you caught me having a shower.

AHHHHHHHHHHH my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *curls into the fetal position rocking back and forth*

I have this effect on goddesses - I'm used to it now.

LOL! Well, I'm feeling better now...

Ohmy. I thought I needed another cup of coffee to wake up this morning, but all I needed was a quick visit here. Now HOW do I get this mental image out of my head?!?! ;-)

Atomic Dogma!!! Quick off the mark I must say ........ just thank your lucky stars that it is only a mental vision.

Tee hee.......

Happy Anniversary!

Thanks Surfy person ....... and stop giggling - you're a grown-up!

If you'd been here a few days ago...that kilt wouldn't have stood a chance! And you'd be standing butt-nekkid! Hoo-wee!
I hope you've got little Petra-ov safely protected from the wind?

I was thinking of using him as a filter.

Oh my it's almost 1 am here and now I will be headed for bed with this image in my mind. Oh dear...I'll let you all know how the dream turns out...LOL!!!

Good luck - I hope it's a comfortable bed and not lumpy.

Huh?!? Where? How?!? Oh my Gawd...you mean as a jock strap?!? Well, there's something I never considered! Let me know how it works out!

I think it might fall out actually.

Isn't it past your bedtime?

It might fall out? Where pray tell, were you planning on placing "it"? In the left cup or the right? This seems illogical to me. I mean, I don't think we need to speak with TG or your doctor to know that "it" will most definitely fall out of a cup the size of one of Petra's. 36C is a fair size. Now I might've suggested that cupping the kiwis might've been a more sensible idea, but there again, if you have kiwi the size of a 36C, then by all means, someone should call your doctor.

Have you considered that this may constitute abuse though? I hear the BOBHS has vowed to make an example of the next poor soul who gets reported. Oh. You're not sure what the BOBHS is?

Bras of Britain Humane Society

They kick ass. They have to; kicking the other end is something they exist to prevent.

I'm off to email uh.. someone now.....

Seriously.. you should call your doctor though. I'm worried about you. Have you had to buy larger pants too?

OMG Fracas!!!...do you think....perhaps...."it" was referring to his......butt cheeks!!!! If so, making an ass (or an ass-holder) out of poor little Petra definitely constitutes BRA ABUSE!

We need pictures.....

So it's OK to be a jockstrap but not a butt holder? I've got so much to learn.

Ah, Fracas .... Woman of a Thousand Words ....... you leave me with little choice. I shall now cast Petrov out into the streets and let him fend for himself. If I can't use him as I wish, and he's costing me a small fortune I can tell you, he will have to fend for himself.
The doctor is well aware of my problems. He has promised he will write to you.

I'm not scared...... I'm used to it up here! And the kilts scratch like nobodies business as you walk. A light breeze is therefore welcomed!

A light breeze!!!!! and it depends where the wind is coming from.