Penfold is looking a little undernourished to me. I assume he has dropped by for a bit of fattening up. And some skin, and stuff...

I'm still trying to make him eat celery ..... naughty boy. I might let him have some bread after he's eaten 10 sticks of the stuff .......

You spawned an alien!

Be a nice patriarch and let the others borrow your lappytop.

I have been!!! - the keys are all sticky now ............ yuk

I can feel the pride oozing out of you ..... [eeeew that sounded a bit icky for this time in the morning ]

Oh good - you replied for me - tee hee

glad to be of help .... I know busy you are!!!

Have you been eating Yoda pills again? .........

why should Mondays be any different??

A very good point young 70's. Has it been quiet over in your neck of the woods? ............. just asking

yes I have obviously done summut!!
From next Monday it will be very quiet.......

That probably answers my email ........ *ouch*

Oh sure... 70steen gets email and I don't. I suppose we'll all have to get accustomed to being Dear Teddy 'widows' now.

Excuse me... it seems I need to get the cauldron ready after all, and make a last minute trip to the store for some dried batwings and eye of newt.

Unfortunately Fortunately 70's emails get through - anyway, the gist was [ just to keep you up to speed] that I'm going over to Wordpress soon with a proper grown-up URLly thingy. [There was a personal thing about my rash as well which I was trying to keep quiet about .........]

(covering my ears) la la la la... la la la la

I don't want to know what you talk about DP... only desire to make you feel guilty enough to send me shoes point out that you don't return my mail... sniff sniff.

(Is it working?)

Anyway, the rash started just below my ....... hang on, the phone's ringing ................

Well, you know how I hate to do anything other than praise you and revel in the greatness that is you DP... but there are some *ahem* errors in your post.

You have the lovely Tango's link going to one of those pages that tells people they can't find it because you've linked to http://atomic-dogma.com instead of http://atomic-dogma.blogspot.com/ I think she should get extra Strictly Come Dancing time for that!

Then... there's the problem that the shortestiarch actually has not blogged today... which is what all the intelligent people in the world I thought you meant and so readily popped over there to leave him a kind word and a pat on the back only to find that you'd *horrors* only been toying with us.

Are you sure you haven't been dipping into the Marmite again? I hear large quantities of it create the same effect as a pint or two.

This is exactly why I employ you young Fraccy - I've re-done Tango's link [luckily she's not awake yet]. Jnr isn't around either - he went off late yesterday to visit his other grandparents - if he was here, I would have been nagging him - obviously.
There's definitely a Christmas bonus coming your way - [note to self - buy some more Marmite and check shipping costs]

...... and I've changed the wording as, now that I'm almost awake, I can see it was very misleading ........ [note to self - try and get a 'bulk' deal on Marmite]

Now see... that's why I put up with you like you. You know how to take instruction from a goddess.

I may have to find some other poor sod to use my cauldron on.

[But I was serious. Tango needs more time to watch Strictly Come Dancing... could you tend to that for her please?]

I shall give Tango private tango lessons - and I won't be too strict .....

Tango lessons? I've always thought you more of a Viennese Waltz kind of guy.

A Viennese Whirl perhaps ........

No, that would be if you were dancing with b4by, silly.

That crossed my mind as well ..........

all you need now is for Tigz to show up

He's in hiding at the moment ......

Are you finished with your computer yet??? Penfold should be home soon ...

(ps: thanks for the sandwich!!) x

Don't rush me!!!! ....... I'll do a random click and cause a disaster .....

I would never be able to sit at that table. I would be afraid that thing would come alive and eat one of my legs!!! That movie scared me to death!!

It was good wasn't it! ...... in a way. Most of the sequels were good as well ....

Oh my you got caught by Fracas. She keeps a close eye on you huh?

So you were drinking...I always new there had to be a reason for some of these antics and now Fracas has revealed your secret.

I think I am getting well finally. I don't want to jinx myself...but, I am up earlier and I actually slept through for about 6 hours.

Thank God this has been a night mare.

And oh my almost the entire clan huh? I bet you are having a ball. Except for the computers.

Whenever Pam is here we have the same problem. She drives me mad.

Well it's off to visit Teddy.

Happy afternoon over there!!

Fracas is very efficient! She isn't very well either .... oh dear.

I don't I was drinking ....... I can't really remember though .......... tee hee

I'm doing much better now, thanks. Last week wasn't good, but so long as the red wine I had at dinner doesn't cause another migraine, I should be well enough to spell and toil and trouble.

I was even out doing some
yard work this afternoon. If I do two hours every day this week, I should have the yard done.

Gosh. You'd almost think I should have a peabrain to boss around too...

You be careful of your hernia!!!!

Your alien is about to break through the glass ceiling!

Is that a euphemism? ......... just asking

That is sooooo funny, Peabrain.

Sarcasm R Us - want to go for a walk now?

10 minutes? Are you sure that's long enough...?

...... tee hee

I learn so much here!

I wish I did .......