A short but pithy essay on why I am, arguably, so attractive (I really should edit that out...... but what the heck. Lo,TG Ed) [John is banned from this stage of gaining my Diploma - anyone who has read his posts will know why].
This is, of course, a test of your imaginary prowess and skill as wordsmiths, as my attractiveness is almost impossible to encapsulate in only a few words - but give it a go anyway. (Very few people are that creative, Peabrain. Lo,TG Ed)
Marks will be added if the words 'incredibly sexy' and 'intellectually superior' are included. (I'm choking, I'm choking. [must be read with the same cadence as the melting witch in The Wizard of Oz.] Lo,TG Ed)
I have arranged with this chap that the author of the best essay will have receive a free dancing lesson - please don't thank me ........... yet.
Good luck.
