Explain, using diagrams and 3D models made out of chewing gum and toothpicks, why blogging is preferable to doing this job.
Marks will be awarded according to the DP scale of Bribe - the larger the denomination of paper money [any currency] clipped to your answers, the higher the mark and consequently my bank balance. Remember - I want to travel further afield and in greater comfort. Eventually, I need a yacht, so there's quite a long way to go.
If there are any questions - talk to the hand.
