Lo, she is a terrible Goddess, is not a morning person at the best of times. I, on the other hand, as some avid readers know, am.



I have to tread a fine line between keeping my body fed and not clattering while doing my breakfast.

I tried using a paper bowl to have my cereal …….. bad idea.
I tried hugging the kettle to keep the noise down while it was boiling…… very bad idea.
I tried using a blow-torch to have some toast …… moderately successful, apart for the t-cloth that I accidentally set fire to which set off the smoke alarm.

I have a healthy regard for the state of my shins and the fact that I don’t need a hearing-aid yet [if I had one, I could turn it off ]……… and days are quite long …….. so what should I do?

Glass of water and a banana anyone?

(Yes and another thing - those new teeth are quite noisy, Peabrain. Perhaps we could have mufflers fitted? Lo,TG Ed)

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