DaddyP, the TG really should limit your googling rights.

Hot photo of '70s, though something seems to be missing. Can't quite put my finger on what it is. :-D

........ and my lefts. Really bad connection ....... a tad annoying - tee hee.

[actually hiding under the table at the moment]

You will have to come out from under the table very soon, what with that little 'problem' of yours!!

Are you fully connected now? ... oh no silly me that will never happen ............

Any way it is Saturday morning, I am calm & my lawyer is on his way round .......

thanks Lizza .... I know! Where did my boobs go?.... South I expect!!!

I am very sorry Daddy Papersurfer seems to be out at the moment - may I help at all?

Lets give the answering machine some B-A-N-G's with 70's Grill pan...

I am almost indestructible.

Oh like that... thinking cap on...
we will cut your wires
give you a nice shower
with lots of soap
throw you on the beach in the picture
waiting for the surf to come by...

My new teeth are blue and I'm wearing my Speedos.

I should have known better...

B-A-N-G, B-A-N-G, B-A-N-G!

Rule number one:
never trust an answering mashine...

Just turning my volume knob down..............

I knew these cheerleader sessions would come in handy sooner or later:

Give me a T
Give me an N
Give me a T

B-R-A-Z-I-L-I-A-N B-A-N-G!

LL I think that worked!! Automation man has gone quiet

*Fizzzzzzzz* *pop* *ow* ................

What on earth has been happening here!!!!!!

*searches rubble and tidies up a bit before the TG sees the mess*

Is the tide finally up, that would have saved me some ear plugs...

Meanwhile DP: you are one cleaning genie: even the reply button below your last comment has been swept away...

Shhhhhh ........... 70's might come back. [I think you blew everything up actually]

Eeeeek, just had a look in the mirror, I look quite like the pictures... some parts missing...

...should have used t n t in stead...

has he finally lost it?

Hello Sylvie ........... I'm having a bit of trouble this morning.

Lost what BTW?

You don't have the video too????? Just checking????

I will pass this information on to Daddy Papersurfer ....... oh, apparently he's Goggling Googling on the other computer already.

Ha, those are pretty good err.. teeth... for a 70's teen

I think they're a pretty good pair as well ........ tee hee, she's not around at the moment so I can come out of hiding......

[found any easy access lemon juice yet? - I'd hate you to strain yourself]

No such luck, hmm... I may have to borrow your teeth to squeeze the juice more effectively.

I'll pop them in the post immediately .......... do you want them washed?

BOO!!! I am here you know.......... maybe not 'all' here as I seem to have lost some bits in transit!!!

You gave me quite a shock. Daddy Papersurfer seems to be missing still - very odd.

Can I take a message?

Make my day!

Hello Linky ....... how you doing? ......... I mean, sorry, who are you?

A tit for a tat is it?

I blew up the answering machine and you blew my cover...

come to think of it,
who took away the cover from 70's on the beach?

Madame Dupont is buying fruit for a fruit salad for her lunch. You get some fascinating information if you have a quick Google.

You probably blew 70's way ........ she's very fragile you know.

I missed something here LOL
can't say I'm worried about it because I'm not ... I always miss somethings..
Hugs and Lurv
Sugar to you my best pea brain..
J

Have a lovely visit with the 'out-laws' and don't go missing for long.

you have all got to try this out...... here is my stage name 'Tonya Hump' lol

& guess who Buster Rugmuncher is hee hee

It is so funny :-D

Actually I ended up as 'Captain Banger' ......... if I was here that is ........ which I'm not

Spooky... if I type in Captain Banger a "Maxx Stroker" comes out...

Talking about bang... anybody has a light?

Say NO to drugs!!! - apart from aspirin and malt whisky ...... ooo and coffee .......... and sedatives ..... oh I give up - do what you want.

The last time I said NO to drugs,
they started talking back to me!

....... and when you said 'Yes' as well, sans doute.

That kind of makes you wondering about the depth of your brilliant advice...

Fear not ............. ummmm, maybe not .......

The amount of dots can be quite meaningful!

Disguise number 3. "Dis Guise in love with you" tra-la

Hot potato poetry, me liky :-)

Morning .........

Just another thought........... does TG know you are looking at p-r- on the interweave?????

That's just a thought - she thinks I'm interested in chess and I'm researching pawn.

she must have realised as you are sitting nekked with your lappy like JC!!

Have you never played strip chess? Must be a 'southern' thing ......

definitely a Souvern thing....... it's warmer down Souff

Strip Chess? You mean you dress up your pawns before you start playing? That's quite a twist to the game...

Castling can be quite fun ........... and Queens can play as well.

If you arrange your pawns well before you start, then there is no more need for castling...

Now that means nothing ....... you can't fool me.......... can you?

I am so sorry. I knew I shouldn't spell and run. I owe 70s an apology, for if I'd not made the mistake of using 1 T. of those powdered bull testicles instead of the 1 tsp. it was supposed to be, this might not have happened.

I honestly don't know how it happened, but I do know that as soon as I'm well again, I'm hauling out the cauldron and doing that one that calls for one dried fairy ovary ground with an equal part aged rose oil in the fraccy mortar and pestle. I'm sure that will balance things out and make the world right again so 70s privates can once again be private.

The things we witches have to do.

Fraccy - I never thought I'd say this ......... but I miss you. Concentrate on getting well first and then start weaving your virtual spells. *hugs*
I feel sorry for the fairy with the 'one dried ovary' though - he or she might be quite attached to it.